What's Up With Pecker?

Lesh

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So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
 
That man has the MOST unfortunate name. Honestly. I would have changed it if I were him.
But in some ways, it fits him perfectly.
 
So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
We haven't seen anything yet.... now the cockroach is squarely in the spotlight. This sort of extortion did not begin with Bezos... get ready to see Pecker and the Enquirer's dirty laundry, in droves...
 
"What's up with Pecker" ---- :lmao:

Flaccido Domingo
 
I wouldn't be surprised if many who left had to drown themselves in booze and will soon be on the celebrity 12 step talk circuit

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Pecker?....do you mean curved Pecker?....
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I wouldn't be surprised if many who left had to drown themselves in booze and will soon be on the celebrity 12 step talk circuit

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Pecker?....do you mean curved Pecker?....
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Or...tiny little toadstool pecker?:

trump-penis.png
 
He obviously took a payment to provide some positive coverage for for the Crown Prince. The Enquirer is all about peddling media influence.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if many who left had to drown themselves in booze and will soon be on the celebrity 12 step talk circuit

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Pecker?....do you mean curved Pecker?....
View attachment 245159
Or...tiny little toadstool pecker?:

trump-penis.png
You really do love him don't ya?.....Trump is on your mind 24 and 7....he has carved a home in your tiny underdeveloped brain.....

upload_2019-2-10_10-54-3-jpeg.245159
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if many who left had to drown themselves in booze and will soon be on the celebrity 12 step talk circuit

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Pecker?....do you mean curved Pecker?....
View attachment 245159
Or...tiny little toadstool pecker?:

trump-penis.png
You really do love him don't ya?.....Trump is on your mind 24 and 7....he has carved a home in your tiny underdeveloped brain.....
Buuut..you're the little Trumpkin who says things that would make Trump's mommy blush. But you're the good little cultist who would embarrass himself to be a human shield for his cult leader...who comes running to every thread about trump...who takes personally criticism of his dear cult leader...

So, clearly, your bitchy little rant is more true of you than it is of me.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if many who left had to drown themselves in booze and will soon be on the celebrity 12 step talk circuit

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Pecker?....do you mean curved Pecker?....
View attachment 245159
Or...tiny little toadstool pecker?:

trump-penis.png
You really do love him don't ya?.....Trump is on your mind 24 and 7....he has carved a home in your tiny underdeveloped brain.....
Buuut..you're the little Trumpkin who says things that would make Trump's mommy blush. But you're the good little cultist who would embarrass himself to be a human shield for his cult leader...who comes running to every thread about trump...who takes personally criticism of his dear cult leader...

So, clearly, your bitchy little rant is more true of you than it is of me.
The only bitchy rant is pouring from your pie hole....
 
I wouldn't be surprised if many who left had to drown themselves in booze and will soon be on the celebrity 12 step talk circuit

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Pecker?....do you mean curved Pecker?....
View attachment 245159
Or...tiny little toadstool pecker?:

trump-penis.png
You really do love him don't ya?.....Trump is on your mind 24 and 7....he has carved a home in your tiny underdeveloped brain.....
Buuut..you're the little Trumpkin who says things that would make Trump's mommy blush. But you're the good little cultist who would embarrass himself to be a human shield for his cult leader...who comes running to every thread about trump...who takes personally criticism of his dear cult leader...

So, clearly, your bitchy little rant is more true of you than it is of me.

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your hero....
 
I wouldn't be surprised if many who left had to drown themselves in booze and will soon be on the celebrity 12 step talk circuit

So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Pecker?....do you mean curved Pecker?....
View attachment 245159
Or...tiny little toadstool pecker?:

trump-penis.png
You really do love him don't ya?.....Trump is on your mind 24 and 7....he has carved a home in your tiny underdeveloped brain.....
Buuut..you're the little Trumpkin who says things that would make Trump's mommy blush. But you're the good little cultist who would embarrass himself to be a human shield for his cult leader...who comes running to every thread about trump...who takes personally criticism of his dear cult leader...

So, clearly, your bitchy little rant is more true of you than it is of me.

upload_2019-2-10_10-54-3-jpeg.245159


your hero....
Yours:

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So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer

Ironically if David Pecker exposed his own he'd be a criminal. Yet he seems to think he can expose somebody else's.

What a dick. He should be more.... uh, circumspect.

If he does he should bring in Stormy Daniels for a review. Kind of a side-by-side comparison.
 
What everyone seems to be missing in the "Pecker hysteria" is...
WTF is Pecker risking legal jeopardy over the Khashoggi thing about?
 
So it looks like Pecker has gotten himself in some strange trouble.

He has threatened to expose Jeff Bezos' pecker in the Enquirer if the Washington Post (which Bezos owns) doesn't lay off their investigative reporting on the death of Saudi journalist Khashoggi.

Pecker may have screwed himself as far as his plea deal regarding his assistance to Trump in the quashing of the McDougal story...but more than that....WTF?

What would the National Enquirer care about the Khashoggi thing? Is this some odd favor to Trump? To MBS?

Both?
Nothing burger
 

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