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When I get old are you liberals going to provide me with free Viagra?

Remodeling Maidiac

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Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?
 
you won't need Viagra, Gramps. Viagra is for older men who have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.






I keed! I keed!
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

Please show me specifically in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights where you have the "right" to sex and mobility. I'll wait.
 
Only veterans will have those benefits.
Gotta keep the volunteer military machine going somehow.
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

No, we're against cruel and unusual punishment which, for anybody you're with, sex would qualify.
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

Please show me specifically in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights where you have the "right" to sex and mobility. I'll wait.

Please show yourself the functioning part of you're brain that can discern a joke when its presented.
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

No, we're against cruel and unusual punishment which, for anybody you're with, sex would qualify.

I would +rep you for a good joke but you're too much of a bitch and I just can't bring myself to do it. You'll have to settle with a thanks.
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?
Only if you're a former meathead. The Socialist V.A. passes it out like candy. Xanex and Oxy too.
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

Please show me specifically in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights where you have the "right" to sex and mobility. I'll wait.

Please show yourself the functioning part of you're brain that can discern a joke when its presented.

Thank you for being such a waste of space.
 
Did you know that Viagra was covered BEFORE birth control? We had to fight to get that covered by insurance. If men got pregnant, BC would be in the effing water supply...
 
Please show me specifically in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights where you have the "right" to sex and mobility. I'll wait.

Please show yourself the functioning part of you're brain that can discern a joke when its presented.

Thank you for being such a waste of space.

Thank you for thinking your opinion really matters.

Self esteem is important ya know! :) its the first step to self reliance.
 
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Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

No, we're against cruel and unusual punishment which, for anybody you're with, sex would qualify.

I would +rep you for a good joke but you're too much of a bitch and I just can't bring myself to do it. You'll have to settle with a thanks.

Maybe s/he is saying you're huge lol
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

No, we're against cruel and unusual punishment which, for anybody you're with, sex would qualify.

You are against Cruel and Unusual Punishment? They why do we have Barack Obama in the Oval Office? How much more cruel can you get? Never mind, I'd rather not know.

Immie
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

Sex is only for reproduction, according to the Right. So unless you plan to be making babies, sorry.

But the good news is you'll be getting a Rascal, and a hockey helmet, so you can cruise around town in style.
 
Sex is my constitutional right, right? Come to think of it when I get too old to drive safely are you going to pay my cab fares since mobility is my right too?

No, we're against cruel and unusual punishment which, for anybody you're with, sex would qualify.

I would +rep you for a good joke but you're too much of a bitch and I just can't bring myself to do it. You'll have to settle with a thanks.

Rep covered. /smirk

Immie
 

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