Grandpa Biden dies. After 20 years he gets bored and asks GOD to let him go to earth to see how his country is doing. GOD agrees and lets him go.
Biden walks into a bar in New York, orders a beer and asks the bartender how the country is doing, how it is developing, what problems it is solving. The bartender is surprised:
- What problems can there be? We are the Empire, everything is ours.
Grandpa Biden:
- How is it ours? What about Iraq, Afghanistan?
Bartender:
- It's all ours now!
Biden: - And Europe, Africa?
The bartender pulls a globe out from under the counter and proudly turns it around:
- I'm telling you, we're an empire, the whole world belongs to us!
Biden happy, proud and satisfied finishes his beer and says:
- Well, thanks friend! How much do I owe you?
Bartender:
-Five rubles...