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AGW causes sunspots
AGW causes sunspots
Actually, AGW causes retardation in rightwing nutjobs. Obviously.
The radical left, with the cooperation of the left wing media, has managed to convince ignorant lefties raised on Sesemie Street propaganda to cooperate in a global guilt complex. America's greatness, according to the radical left, is at the expense of the rest of the world. The Sun is the origin of the energy that creates life but the radical lefties have managed to convince a generation of ignorant zombies that American success is the root of global catastrophy. Here we are in a season of extreme cold weather and storms but the radical left manages to convince their poorly educated base that global warming is the culpret and it's America's fault while the very real spectre of global cooling is more common in geological history and the source is that big nuclear reactor in the sky.
The radical left, with the cooperation of the left wing media, has managed to convince ignorant lefties raised on Sesemie Street propaganda to cooperate in a global guilt complex. America's greatness, according to the radical left, is at the expense of the rest of the world. The Sun is the origin of the energy that creates life but the radical lefties have managed to convince a generation of ignorant zombies that American success is the root of global catastrophy. Here we are in a season of extreme cold weather and storms but the radical left manages to convince their poorly educated base that global warming is the culpret and it's America's fault while the very real spectre of global cooling is more common in geological history and the source is that big nuclear reactor in the sky.
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The radical left, with the cooperation of the left wing media, has managed to convince ignorant lefties raised on Sesemie Street propaganda to cooperate in a global guilt complex. America's greatness, according to the radical left, is at the expense of the rest of the world. The Sun is the origin of the energy that creates life but the radical lefties have managed to convince a generation of ignorant zombies that American success is the root of global catastrophy. Here we are in a season of extreme cold weather and storms but the radical left manages to convince their poorly educated base that global warming is the culpret and it's America's fault while the very real spectre of global cooling is more common in geological history and the source is that big nuclear reactor in the sky.
crap
The first three sentences are right on. The last one, debatable.
AGW causes sunspots
Actually, AGW causes retardation in rightwing nutjobs. Obviously.
I think you're reachingAccording to a minor scroll under a FOX story it seems that according to NASA the Sun is developing a serious spot. The sun spot is big enough to swallow six times the earth size and radiates serious stuff. What do we make of the Weather Channel's non interest? It might conflict with their theory that American decadence influences global weather?
I think you're reachingAccording to a minor scroll under a FOX story it seems that according to NASA the Sun is developing a serious spot. The sun spot is big enough to swallow six times the earth size and radiates serious stuff. What do we make of the Weather Channel's non interest? It might conflict with their theory that American decadence influences global weather?
AGW causes sunspots
Actually, AGW causes retardation in rightwing nutjobs. Obviously.
The sun has unleashed a pair of solar flares accompanied by twin solar storm outbursts, NASA reported on Monday.
The blasts aren't aimed at the Earth, so we shouldn't feel their effects, but they do represent the first "X-class" solar flares of the year, the strongest class of solar eruptions. They clocked in at X1.7-class and an X2.8-class flares, according to NASA. The strongest one yet recorded in the current solar cycle of sunspot activity was an X6.9 in 2011.
The two solar storm outbursts, or coronal mass ejections, that accompanied the flares, departed the sun at a speed of 1,200 miles-per-second, according to space agency data.
Sun uncorks double-barreled blast
AGW causes sunspots
Actually, AGW causes retardation in rightwing nutjobs. Obviously.
