Which of these two people would get fired first?

[Ernie S.]

Imagine two white males with identical qualifications - A and B. They each have a high school diploma and no work experience whatsoever. Neither has any experience cooking anything past boiling water or running a business past a lemonade stand. Somehow or another they fool potential employers and they each land a job. Each lands a different job. Man A gets a job as the head cook at mid sized restaurant. Man B gets a job as the CEO of a major corporation.

Which man is most likely to get fired first?

Assume the idiot is the owner.

It depends.

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On what? Everything else is the same. Each has the same education, the same training. Only the job is different.

You don't have the sense God gave a piss ant. In a private business the owner IS the CEO. And the CEO is hired by the board of directors in case the business is a publicly traded entity. A cook is trained by the restaurant.

What a stupid premise for a thread.

You're just figuring that out? We are talking about Ooh Poopy pants.

I think he got fired from Mickey D's again.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Imagine two white males with identical qualifications - A and B. They each have a high school diploma and no work experience whatsoever. Neither has any experience cooking anything past boiling water or running a business past a lemonade stand. Somehow or another they fool potential employers and they each land a job. Each lands a different job. Man A gets a job as the head cook at mid sized restaurant. Man B gets a job as the CEO of a major corporation.

Which man is most likely to get fired first?

the cook

b/c he HAS to perform, while the ceo has a large team to rely on. all of whoms income comes from making the company a success, while the cooks team gets paid either way

 

[Sunshine]

imagine two white males with identical qualifications - a and b. They each have a high school diploma and no work experience whatsoever. Neither has any experience cooking anything past boiling water or running a business past a lemonade stand. Somehow or another they fool potential employers and they each land a job. Each lands a different job. Man a gets a job as the head cook at mid sized restaurant. Man b gets a job as the ceo of a major corporation.

Which man is most likely to get fired first?

on what? Everything else is the same. Each has the same education, the same training. Only the job is different.

you don't have the sense god gave a piss ant. In a private business the owner is the ceo. And the ceo is hired by the board of directors in case the business is a publicly traded entity. A cook is trained by the restaurant.

What a stupid premise for a thread.

you're just figuring that out? We are talking about ooh poopy pants.

I think he got fired from mickey d's again.

lmao!

 

[Sunshine]

Imagine two white males with identical qualifications - A and B. They each have a high school diploma and no work experience whatsoever. Neither has any experience cooking anything past boiling water or running a business past a lemonade stand. Somehow or another they fool potential employers and they each land a job. Each lands a different job. Man A gets a job as the head cook at mid sized restaurant. Man B gets a job as the CEO of a major corporation.

Which man is most likely to get fired first?

Bush's father would call the SEC and ask them to drop the investigation.

Obama would call Eric Holder and tell him to prosecute them.

 

[Asclepias]

I'll give it a whirl. It depends on which person is the most comfortable with being uncomfortable and knows how to utilize their resources.

 

[NLT]

Imagine two white males with identical qualifications - A and B. They each have a high school diploma and no work experience whatsoever. Neither has any experience cooking anything past boiling water or running a business past a lemonade stand. Somehow or another they fool potential employers and they each land a job. Each lands a different job. Man A gets a job as the head cook at mid sized restaurant. Man B gets a job as the CEO of a major corporation.

Which man is most likely to get fired first?

Which one is has the darkest complexion? he goes first.