Concerned American
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modify a jock strap.Thanks. Have you seen those new underwear that hold your nut sack nice and tidy?
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modify a jock strap.Thanks. Have you seen those new underwear that hold your nut sack nice and tidy?
Yeah, with the long haired dude talking about his balls and lying in a hammock? I have though about getting a pair to see how they do.Thanks. Have you seen those new underwear that hold your nut sack nice and tidy?
Zipper dick? I was on duty one night in Danang--our office was right next door to casualty reporting--when raucous laughter rang out from next door. I went to see what their "duty officer" was laughing about and he told me they had just gotten a report of a medevac that had slammed his penis in the door of a six by. LOL, how does that happen? The guy must have been hung like a horse. What was it doing outside his pants in the first place?I'm pretty sure we could make a country music movie out of this, We would need the trailer park boys, Dolly Parton, and maybe Tom Cruise, but I think it could raise money for awareness. I am a 20 year zipperdick survivor, and these things are not funny to the victims.
Lower the water level in your toilet?I appreciate all the replies, especially the witty ones. But this is becoming an issue for me. Seriously. When I drop a deuce on one of these days when my boys are hanging low I have to lower myself to the bowel without sitting down to do my business so they don't get wet. I really do not want my lads floating around in the same bowl as my turds.
Can I do that? Hmm.. I guess I can tinker with the the stuff in the tank. That may work.Lower the water level in your toilet?
Because you need to unplug your toilet (water up to the rim is a big clue)I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.
WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.
Don’t project your shortcomings onto me, Alopecea. You are probably hung like a flea.Because you need to unplug your toilet (water up to the rim is a big clue)
/—-/ All those years using the Electrolux as a ——- well uh—— you know—— has stretched the old sack out. Dip it in ice water for an hour every night until it shrinks. 6 months should do it. Keep us posted.I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.
WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.
Dyson, actually. I like the hurricane suction!/—-/ All those years using the Electrolux as a ——- well uh—— you know—— has stretched the old sack out. Dip it in ice water for an hour every night until it shrinks. 6 months should do it. Keep us posted.
/——/ In case anyone thinks this is a new problem for us guys.Dyson, actually. I like the hurricane suction!
Buffalo soldier.
Before you sit down pour a bucket of water into the toilet to drain it. Then add just enough water back to cover your poop. That should do the trick.I appreciate all the replies, especially the witty ones. But this is becoming an issue for me. Seriously. When I drop a deuce on one of these days when my boys are hanging low I have to lower myself to the bowel without sitting down to do my business so they don't get wet. I really do not want my lads floating around in the same bowl as my turds.
If you sit you don't splash piss all over the place (your wife will thank you). Easier on your back as well.Why does my husband sit down to urinate?
There is an old joke. Two young males go into a washroom, one a student at Harvard, the other a student at Podunk State. After they use the urinals the Podunk State guy starts to walk out, and the Harvard guy says, with a snobbish upper class sneer “At Harvard we wash our hands after urinating.” The other guy says “At Podunk State we don’t piss on our hands.”
But he is wrong. Tiny unseen droplets go all over the place, even if 99.9% go where aimed.
I did that once. EEEOOOOWCHHH!!!I'm pretty sure we could make a country music movie out of this, We would need the trailer park boys, Dolly Parton, and maybe Tom Cruise, but I think it could raise money for awareness. I am a 20 year zipperdick survivor, and these things are not funny to the victims.