Why Are The Mormons Having A War On Masturbation?

[Book of Jeremiah]

what do you care if other people don't masterbate?

Because I don't want a bunch of serial rapists running around. Young men are going to do it anyway, why make them feel bad about it?

Oh no they are not! Only in your imagination which says everyone must lower their standards to meet mine. Too bad, Carla. Everyone is NOT going to lower their standards to meet yours. Get over yourself.

Oh yes they are!

Because you said so? Ha! As I said, Carla! Get over yourself. You sound ridiculous.

 

[jon_berzerk]

This piqued my curiosity. I just looked up "Islam and masturbation" on Wikipedia. They're even worse than the Catholics and Mormons. Some sects permit masturbation only if one "fears fornication" is on the nigh, or if marriage is an unobtainable institution for an individual, whatever the reason. Needless to say it is forbidden by the Shi'a. There are several quotes from Islam's different votaries dealing with the subject of masturbation here:

Islam and masturbation - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

that is different though move along

 

[Carla_Danger]

This video is just creepy! I want to put on some army fatigues and go rescue him. He can stay at aunt Carla's. And why are they spying on him with binoculars? What young boy doesn't masturbate? It's healthy, and it's a part of life. It's safe...no STD's, or unplanned pregnancies. Who is it hurting, and why is it any of their business? And why would it be any of their business that he's watching porn?

Did you see the way those guys look at each other at 3:16????
Clearly, they've discovered they don't need to masturbate alone.

As long as they don't suppress it....

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[Papageorgio]

what do you care if other people don't masterbate?

Because I don't want a bunch of serial rapists running around. Young men are going to do it anyway, why make them feel bad about it?

WTF? So if you don't masturbate, or feel bad about masturbating you are going to be a serial rapist? I suppose you see all gay people as pedophiles.

 

[Carla_Danger]

what do you care if other people don't masterbate?

Because I don't want a bunch of serial rapists running around. Young men are going to do it anyway, why make them feel bad about it?

Oh no they are not! Only in your imagination which says everyone must lower their standards to meet mine. Too bad, Carla. Everyone is NOT going to lower their standards to meet yours. Get over yourself.

Oh yes they are!

Because you said so? Ha! As I said, Carla! Get over yourself. You sound ridiculous.

I detect some pent-up hostility here.


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[Carla_Danger]

what do you care if other people don't masterbate?

Because I don't want a bunch of serial rapists running around. Young men are going to do it anyway, why make them feel bad about it?

WTF? So if you don't masturbate, or feel bad about masturbating you are going to be a serial rapist? I suppose you see all gay people as pedophiles.

Absolutely not, but there may be a problem if they're suppressing their feelings. Again, we can look at the Catholic Church as an example.

I wonder how praying away the gay is working out? I'll have to search for stats on that later.

 

[Avatar4321]

what do you care if other people don't masterbate?

Because I don't want a bunch of serial rapists running around. Young men are going to do it anyway, why make them feel bad about it?

Oh no they are not! Only in your imagination which says everyone must lower their standards to meet mine. Too bad, Carla. Everyone is NOT going to lower their standards to meet yours. Get over yourself.

Oh yes they are!

Because you said so? Ha! As I said, Carla! Get over yourself. You sound ridiculous.

I detect some pent-up hostility here.


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well you should. Its coming from you

 

[Carla_Danger]

Because I don't want a bunch of serial rapists running around. Young men are going to do it anyway, why make them feel bad about it?

Oh no they are not! Only in your imagination which says everyone must lower their standards to meet mine. Too bad, Carla. Everyone is NOT going to lower their standards to meet yours. Get over yourself.

Oh yes they are!

Because you said so? Ha! As I said, Carla! Get over yourself. You sound ridiculous.

I detect some pent-up hostility here.


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well you should. Its coming from you

I may seem hostile to you, but I promise, there's nothing pent-up.

 

[Carla_Danger]

This piqued my curiosity. I just looked up "Islam and masturbation" on Wikipedia. They're even worse than the Catholics and Mormons. Some sects permit masturbation only if one "fears fornication" is on the nigh, or if marriage is an unobtainable institution for an individual, whatever the reason. Needless to say it is forbidden by the Shi'a. There are several quotes from Islam's different votaries dealing with the subject of masturbation here:

Islam and masturbation - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

that is different though move along

It's still control and suppression.

This is from the wiki link

The Quran itself is silent on the subject of masturbation, however many scholars have quoted certain ayats that they claim states that masturbation is forbidden.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

what do you care if other people don't masterbate?

What do you (religious fanatics) care if they do?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Oh no they are not! Only in your imagination which says everyone must lower their standards to meet mine. Too bad, Carla. Everyone is NOT going to lower their standards to meet yours. Get over yourself.

Oh yes they are!

Because you said so? Ha! As I said, Carla! Get over yourself. You sound ridiculous.

I detect some pent-up hostility here.


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well you should. Its coming from you

Uh, a possible source of pent up hostility is not following one's natural sexual urges ...

Just saying.

 

[Avatar4321]

Oh no they are not! Only in your imagination which says everyone must lower their standards to meet mine. Too bad, Carla. Everyone is NOT going to lower their standards to meet yours. Get over yourself.

Oh yes they are!

Because you said so? Ha! As I said, Carla! Get over yourself. You sound ridiculous.

I detect some pent-up hostility here.


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well you should. Its coming from you

Uh, a possible source of pent up hostility is not following one's natural sexual urges ...

Just saying.

the body regulates fine without your assistance.

not to mention one of the benefits of marriage is you have a partner to share your energy with.

 

[Carla_Danger]

funny. You have no problem let

Oh yes they are!

Because you said so? Ha! As I said, Carla! Get over yourself. You sound ridiculous.

I detect some pent-up hostility here.


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well you should. Its coming from you

Uh, a possible source of pent up hostility is not following one's natural sexual urges ...

Just saying.

the body regulates fine without your assistance.

not to mention one of the benefits of marriage is you have a partner to share your energy with.

That could cause one to rush out and get married to the wrong individual, which would in turn lead to either divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy, life.

You never answered my question about why it's any business of the Church, if someone masturbates? Why the need to spy, or run and go tattle? It's a personal affair.

 

[Avatar4321]

That could cause one to rush out and get married to the wrong individual, which would in turn lead to either divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy, life.

You never answered my question about why it's any business of the Church, if someone masturbates? Why the need to spy, or run and go tattle? It's a personal affair.

The Church is required to teach the plan of happiness. Respect for the power to create life is part of that.

If you have two people striving to make the other person happy, you will never be married to the wrong person.

When you have charity you cannot be unhappy.

 

[Avatar4321]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

 

[Avatar4321]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

 

[Carla_Danger]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

They are in the video.

 

[Avatar4321]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

They are in the video.

So clearly the video is factual and truthful.

 

[Carla_Danger]

That could cause one to rush out and get married to the wrong individual, which would in turn lead to either divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy, life.

You never answered my question about why it's any business of the Church, if someone masturbates? Why the need to spy, or run and go tattle? It's a personal affair.

The Church is required to teach the plan of happiness. Respect for the power to create life is part of that.

If you have two people striving to make the other person happy, you will never be married to the wrong person.

When you have charity you cannot be unhappy.

Required how? I don't recall the Bible saying it's a sin to masturbate.

It's not happiness for the Church to put their nose in someones crotch, especially since it's a healthy, normal, activity. (excuse my language)

 

[Carla_Danger]

And no one is spying or tattling on anyone.

They are in the video.

So clearly the video is factual and truthful.

Are you saying it's a lie?

 

[koshergrl]

I'm so relieved that there are people like Carla around ready and willing to encourage our children to masturbate.

Good grief.