Why parents shouldn't be allowed to text

[BDBoop]

Hysteria ensues.

27 Reasons Why Parents Shouldn?t Be Allowed To Text | Don'tpokethebear.com

 

[Noomi]

Hahahaha 'Dad is dead, you're next, love Moth' LOL

 

[BDBoop]

#6 - I still don't know what they were trying to say.

 

[Noomi]

^me either.

Love the one with the mum sending the same picture again and again with her finger over the lens.

 

[BDBoop]

I hate getting in fights with auto correct. After awhile I'm like "fuck it, she'll figure it out."

 

[Noomi]

I hate autocorrect. I try multiple times to type one word but the stupid thing keeps changing it.

 

[BDBoop]

I hate autocorrect. I try multiple times to type one word but the stupid thing keeps changing it.

I hate when I try to type I'll and it makes it 'ill.'

 

[BDBoop]

I've sprained a dimple. I can't stop laughing.

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[Yurt]

the car one was funny

 

[Zona]

ok..

Now I know what WTF means.

Obviously its Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.

 

[JakeStarkey]

We will be in NE WTF. See? Easy.

 

[BDBoop]

My sister tried to read me the ones that she found amusing, but she was laughing too hard to talk.

 

[BDBoop]

the car one was funny

"The bitch is in my car," that one?

 

[hjmick]

#24 fucking cracked me up...

 

[BDBoop]

#24 fucking cracked me up...

List #1 or List #2?

Had to be #2, it was a totally lame one in #1.

 

[hjmick]

No, it was #1. It struck me funny as hell. "Cuz that's how I roll." Something I would say to my kid...

 

[syrenn]

i was just having his conversation with someone else


THAT is why i dont text!

 

[Zona]

I hate getting in fights with auto correct. After awhile I'm like "fuck it, she'll figure it out."

Don't you mean it says "freeze it, she'll figure it out"?

 

[Bloodrock44]

I'm not allowed to have a smart phone. They say I'm too dangerous. Anyway, speaking of texting, my daughter and I were in the Express Lube waiting room Saturday morning. It was full but it was very quiet. Anyway, I get a text. It's my daughter who is sitting a few feet from me. It said "your fly is open". Jeesh.

 

[syrenn]

I'm not allowed to have a smart phone. They say I'm too dangerous. Anyway, speaking of texting, my daughter and I were in the Express Lube waiting room Saturday morning. It was full but it was very quiet. Anyway, I get a text. It's my daughter who is sitting a few feet from me. It said "your fly is open". Jeesh.

hopefully you pulled up your fly and thanked her.