NGSamson
Active Member
.. And Jephthah has been covered already.... I do have a question though, you said in two separate threads (on this board) that you had doubts when you were 11, and that the nuns would not let you read the bible until later on in your borrowed (stolen?) Past. Why didn't you just grab the family bible and read it your self ? .
Once again, you take out the personal insults and stupid accusations, it becomes a lot easier to address the substance of what you say.
When was Jephthah covered? Sorry, must have missed that.
What kind of bizarro world do you live in where a man butchers his young daughter because he makes a foolish oath and God is still loving and decent? yeah, they hid this story for a reason.
As for why I didn't read the bible when I was 11. I had better things to do when I was 11. Like play with my friends and watch cartoons, which is what 11 year olds do.
Today I enjoy reading the bible. It's freakin' hysterical. But frankly, I've read the verse, and the verse itself is every bit as retarded as what Sister Mary Butch (not trademarked) said. God drowns everyone because he didn't like what they were doing, but sin still existed even after he killed everyone.
Noah gets drunk, his son sees him naked, they curse his grandchildren through Ham to be slaves, and then we move on to the Tower of Babel.
Now, the interesting thing was that people took that verse to justify slavery. Black people descended from Ham, so it was okay to enslave them.
Post# 394,
NO, seriously, look up the Story of Jephthah in Judges Chapter 11. It's funking hilarious.
Post#405,
Lets Jephthah offer his daughter as a burned sacrifice (which usually involved butchering the victim before burning) because he made a foolish Oath. That'll teach him not to make foolish oaths.
There you go. Twice in this thread.