Why Perry Can't Win

.. And Jephthah has been covered already.... I do have a question though, you said in two separate threads (on this board) that you had doubts when you were 11, and that the nuns would not let you read the bible until later on in your borrowed (stolen?) Past. Why didn't you just grab the family bible and read it your self ? .

Once again, you take out the personal insults and stupid accusations, it becomes a lot easier to address the substance of what you say.

When was Jephthah covered? Sorry, must have missed that.

What kind of bizarro world do you live in where a man butchers his young daughter because he makes a foolish oath and God is still loving and decent? yeah, they hid this story for a reason.

As for why I didn't read the bible when I was 11. I had better things to do when I was 11. Like play with my friends and watch cartoons, which is what 11 year olds do.

Today I enjoy reading the bible. It's freakin' hysterical. But frankly, I've read the verse, and the verse itself is every bit as retarded as what Sister Mary Butch (not trademarked) said. God drowns everyone because he didn't like what they were doing, but sin still existed even after he killed everyone.

Noah gets drunk, his son sees him naked, they curse his grandchildren through Ham to be slaves, and then we move on to the Tower of Babel.

Now, the interesting thing was that people took that verse to justify slavery. Black people descended from Ham, so it was okay to enslave them.

Post# 394,

NO, seriously, look up the Story of Jephthah in Judges Chapter 11. It's funking hilarious.

Post#405,

Lets Jephthah offer his daughter as a burned sacrifice (which usually involved butchering the victim before burning) because he made a foolish Oath. That'll teach him not to make foolish oaths.

There you go. Twice in this thread.
 
Circles. Now lets see you post ware directions on human sacrifice are given in the Bible. You will find how to take apart doves, sheep, donkey's, but no humans. Not that I have seen any way. Now stop being such a pussy, you have done some insulting your self there, Guy. Man up.
 
Okay, what is your point?

Honestly, it's one of my favorite bible stories.

First, why doesn't God stop the sacrifice like he stopped the sacrifice of Isaac?

Keep in mind, other places in the bible, God says sacrificing Children is the worst of all crimes.

But Jephthah offers to sacrifice the first thing he meets when he comes home, and God is totally good when that turns out to be his daughter.

This guy show the absurdity of it all.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt66kbYmXXk]Jephthah (Judges 11) - YouTube[/ame]
 
Slavery a bad thing, yes or no?

I'm await your reasoned argument as to why it is bad. Until then I reserve judgment.

Oh, so you're waiting for me to convince you? You haven't made up your mind yet? I can give you a very good argument based on American history why slavery stunts economic growth and social development.

But here's the thing. If you want to have even a shred of credibility when attempting to take the moral high ground over another poster, when someone asks you if slavery is a bad thing, the answer is always and every time an unequivocal "yes."

"Don't listen to him! He equates Stalinism with Christianity!"
"Is slavery bad?"
"I don't know."

It sort of undermines your position.

Which should be plainly obvious.
IOW you can only make an economic case against slavery, you cannot make a moral case against slavery.
Thanks for playing. Come back when you have something intelligent to say.
 
Can you make a rational argument against slavery, yes or no?

What I want to know is, where does he think he came by what he thinks of as the "universal, obvious truth" that "it's wrong to own another person", given that no other culture in the history of humanity ever believed that . . . until Christianity built Western civilization.

I guess the first 1700 years before the Enlightenment, when Western Civilization was plunged into darkness, ignorance and backwardness doesn't count, eh? Yes, let's go back to the 12th century as our benchmark for moral constructs, shall we?

That's not only not an argument, that isn't even coherent.
 
Okay, what is your point?

Honestly, it's one of my favorite bible stories.

First, why doesn't God stop the sacrifice like he stopped the sacrifice of Isaac?

Keep in mind, other places in the bible, God says sacrificing Children is the worst of all crimes.

But Jephthah offers to sacrifice the first thing he meets when he comes home, and God is totally good when that turns out to be his daughter.

This guy show the absurdity of it all.
I've said before, you are simply wrong. He does not offer a human sacrifice. There is no proof in the text, which you cannot read, that he does.
 
What I want to know is, where does he think he came by what he thinks of as the "universal, obvious truth" that "it's wrong to own another person", given that no other culture in the history of humanity ever believed that . . . until Christianity built Western civilization.

I guess the first 1700 years before the Enlightenment, when Western Civilization was plunged into darkness, ignorance and backwardness doesn't count, eh? Yes, let's go back to the 12th century as our benchmark for moral constructs, shall we?

That's not only not an argument, that isn't even coherent.

Sounded pretty clear to me.

The Dark Ages. Look them up. Dumb Christian peasants tearing down all the great stuff the Romans had built for spare stone. Books were burned because they contradicted the bible. (Read about the destruction of the Library of Alexandria in the late fourth century.)

It took centuries to get back up to an economic, cultural and political level. The Romans and Greeks developed democracy, but the Christians replaced that with kings ruling by divine right, a notion that wasn't intellectually challenged until the 17th century.
 
Okay, what is your point?

Honestly, it's one of my favorite bible stories.

First, why doesn't God stop the sacrifice like he stopped the sacrifice of Isaac?

Keep in mind, other places in the bible, God says sacrificing Children is the worst of all crimes.

But Jephthah offers to sacrifice the first thing he meets when he comes home, and God is totally good when that turns out to be his daughter.

This guy show the absurdity of it all.

Jephthah (Judges 11) - YouTube

So in the end, you are a hack writer, you steal bits of other peoples stories to justify your position on religion, and you want to insult people, but cant take it when your insulted. Weak. It has been fun watching you get bitch slapped no matter what direction you have taken the thread. Very entertaining.
 
Okay, what is your point?

But Jephthah offers to sacrifice the first thing he meets when he comes home, and God is totally good when that turns out to be his daughter.

This guy show the absurdity of it all.
I've said before, you are simply wrong. He does not offer a human sacrifice. There is no proof in the text, which you cannot read, that he does.


Really?

SAB, Judges 11

11:30 And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
11:31 Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.

11:34 And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
11:35 And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.

11:39 And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel,
11:40 That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.

Sounds pretty clear to me... The girl got butchered.

Now, I realize that there are fundies who try to claim the "Sacrifice" was that she lived out her life as a virgin or some nonsense. But there's really nothing in the bible to indicate that. She was slaughtered.
 
Okay, what is your point?

Honestly, it's one of my favorite bible stories.

First, why doesn't God stop the sacrifice like he stopped the sacrifice of Isaac?

Keep in mind, other places in the bible, God says sacrificing Children is the worst of all crimes.

But Jephthah offers to sacrifice the first thing he meets when he comes home, and God is totally good when that turns out to be his daughter.

This guy show the absurdity of it all.

Jephthah (Judges 11) - YouTube

Point is you dont have a clue what you are talking about, and make things up to support your point of view. The other point is that you cant take it when you are challenged on it, or when your bull shit is pointed out. Seen any good movies lately ?
 
Okay, what is your point?

But Jephthah offers to sacrifice the first thing he meets when he comes home, and God is totally good when that turns out to be his daughter.

This guy show the absurdity of it all.
I've said before, you are simply wrong. He does not offer a human sacrifice. There is no proof in the text, which you cannot read, that he does.


Really?

SAB, Judges 11

11:30 And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
11:31 Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.

11:34 And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
11:35 And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.

11:39 And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel,
11:40 That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.

Sounds pretty clear to me... The girl got butchered.

was that she lived out her life as a virgin or some nonsense. But there's really nothing in the bible to indicate that. She was slaughtered.

You implied she was cut up like animal sacrifices were. Ware does it say that ?

" that she lived out her life as a virgin or some nonsense"

Never heard that one. Due to the fact that the story mentions Jephthah crying after he made the promise says that he killed her, and fully intended to do so. You are weak. Opinion, and not even an educated one at that.
 
I've said before, you are simply wrong. He does not offer a human sacrifice. There is no proof in the text, which you cannot read, that he does.


Really?

SAB, Judges 11

11:30 And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
11:31 Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.

11:34 And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
11:35 And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.

11:39 And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel,
11:40 That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.

Sounds pretty clear to me... The girl got butchered.

was that she lived out her life as a virgin or some nonsense. But there's really nothing in the bible to indicate that. She was slaughtered.

You implied she was cut up like animal sacrifices were. Ware does it say that ?

" that she lived out her life as a virgin or some nonsense"

Never heard that one. Due to the fact that the story mentions Jephthah crying after he made the promise says that he killed her, and fully intended to do so. You are weak. Opinion, and not even an educated one at that.


Like I said, guy, there are FUndies who try to claim that was the "Sacrifice". I think Rabbid was trying to imply that, right when he tried to imply Hitler was an atheist or slavery was cool or referred to people as "yard apes." It's kind of hard to keep track of Rabbid's rantings.

He said that he sacrificed her as a burnt offering. Burnt offerings were butchered before they were burned. (Which is probably a good thing, it would make the story even more horrifying if he burned the girl alive.)

Of course, the rest of the book of Judges really do paint Jephthah as a stone cold psychopath. From slaughtering the Ammonites to his fellow Israelites for not being able to pronoun "Shibboleth" right.
 
I'm await your reasoned argument as to why it is bad. Until then I reserve judgment.

Oh, so you're waiting for me to convince you? You haven't made up your mind yet? I can give you a very good argument based on American history why slavery stunts economic growth and social development.

But here's the thing. If you want to have even a shred of credibility when attempting to take the moral high ground over another poster, when someone asks you if slavery is a bad thing, the answer is always and every time an unequivocal "yes."

"Don't listen to him! He equates Stalinism with Christianity!"
"Is slavery bad?"
"I don't know."

It sort of undermines your position.

Which should be plainly obvious.
IOW you can only make an economic case against slavery, you cannot make a moral case against slavery.
Thanks for playing. Come back when you have something intelligent to say.

Lol

Being chastised on morals by a racist who can't say whether or not slavery is bad. Outstanding! :thup:

Make the moral case against "Why Jews are subhuman" and you've made the moral case against slavery.

FFS
 
Really?

SAB, Judges 11

11:30 And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
11:31 Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.

11:34 And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
11:35 And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.

11:39 And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel,
11:40 That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.

Sounds pretty clear to me... The girl got butchered.

was that she lived out her life as a virgin or some nonsense. But there's really nothing in the bible to indicate that. She was slaughtered.

You implied she was cut up like animal sacrifices were. Ware does it say that ?

" that she lived out her life as a virgin or some nonsense"

Never heard that one. Due to the fact that the story mentions Jephthah crying after he made the promise says that he killed her, and fully intended to do so. You are weak. Opinion, and not even an educated one at that.


Like I said, guy, there are FUndies who try to claim that was the "Sacrifice". I think Rabbid was trying to imply that, right when he tried to imply Hitler was an atheist or slavery was cool or referred to people as "yard apes." It's kind of hard to keep track of Rabbid's rantings.

He said that he sacrificed her as a burnt offering. Burnt offerings were butchered before they were burned. (Which is probably a good thing, it would make the story even more horrifying if he burned the girl alive.)

Of course, the rest of the book of Judges really do paint Jephthah as a stone cold psychopath. From slaughtering the Ammonites to his fellow Israelites for not being able to pronoun "Shibboleth" right.

Not the ones who read there Bibles. Jephthah is covered in Sunday school classes geared towards second graders.

Hitler on religion. Its Wikipedia, but looks legit.

Adolf Hitler's religious views - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Adolf Hitler's religious views are a matter of some dispute. While raised by a skeptic father and a Catholic mother, after childhood, he ceased to participate in the Sacraments completely. He sometimes made public statements which seemed to affirm religion (which suited his political purposes) and prior to 1940 had promoted a "positive Christianity", purged of Judaism and instilled with Nazi philosophy, but in private was hostile to Christianity and had a plan to destroy it after the war. The degree to which he imbibed in and was influenced by the racist occultism, paganism and eroticism which was popular in late 19th, early 20th century Germany is also a matter of dispute.
 
Oh, so you're waiting for me to convince you? You haven't made up your mind yet? I can give you a very good argument based on American history why slavery stunts economic growth and social development.

But here's the thing. If you want to have even a shred of credibility when attempting to take the moral high ground over another poster, when someone asks you if slavery is a bad thing, the answer is always and every time an unequivocal "yes."

"Don't listen to him! He equates Stalinism with Christianity!"
"Is slavery bad?"
"I don't know."

It sort of undermines your position.

Which should be plainly obvious.
IOW you can only make an economic case against slavery, you cannot make a moral case against slavery.
Thanks for playing. Come back when you have something intelligent to say.

Lol

Being chastised on morals by a racist who can't say whether or not slavery is bad. Outstanding! :thup:

Make the moral case against "Why Jews are subhuman" and you've made the moral case against slavery.

FFS

It kind of embarrasses me that I support the same presidential candidate as this guy...

Well, Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
Not the ones who read there Bibles. Jephthah is covered in Sunday school classes geared towards second graders.

Hitler on religion. Its Wikipedia, but looks legit.

Adolf Hitler's religious views - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Adolf Hitler's religious views are a matter of some dispute. While raised by a skeptic father and a Catholic mother, after childhood, he ceased to participate in the Sacraments completely. He sometimes made public statements which seemed to affirm religion (which suited his political purposes) and prior to 1940 had promoted a "positive Christianity", purged of Judaism and instilled with Nazi philosophy, but in private was hostile to Christianity and had a plan to destroy it after the war. The degree to which he imbibed in and was influenced by the racist occultism, paganism and eroticism which was popular in late 19th, early 20th century Germany is also a matter of dispute.

Now, you see, this is what an argument looks like.

Okay, let's tackle Jephthah first. Do you have a link to the second graders version of Judges. the only story they talked about from the Book of Judges was Samson, and in that case, they just talked about how he lost his strength when they cut his hair. (They passed over his numerous slaughters of Philistines when he wasn't trying to have sex with them.)

Your point on Hitler is "Well, maybe". Maybe he believed in Paganism or Occultism, but what he didn't believe in was atheism. He didn't reject sky pixies, he just believed in slightly different ones.

But the people who carried out his orders without question, no doubt, the vast majority of them were Christians. While a few churchmen had the courage to speak out most went along.

Like the Pastor who admitted that he said nothing when the Nazis came for everyone else, until they came for him.
 
Not the ones who read there Bibles. Jephthah is covered in Sunday school classes geared towards second graders.

Hitler on religion. Its Wikipedia, but looks legit.

Adolf Hitler's religious views - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Adolf Hitler's religious views are a matter of some dispute. While raised by a skeptic father and a Catholic mother, after childhood, he ceased to participate in the Sacraments completely. He sometimes made public statements which seemed to affirm religion (which suited his political purposes) and prior to 1940 had promoted a "positive Christianity", purged of Judaism and instilled with Nazi philosophy, but in private was hostile to Christianity and had a plan to destroy it after the war. The degree to which he imbibed in and was influenced by the racist occultism, paganism and eroticism which was popular in late 19th, early 20th century Germany is also a matter of dispute.

Now, you see, this is what an argument looks like.

Okay, let's tackle Jephthah first. Do you have a link to the second graders version of Judges. the only story they talked about from the Book of Judges was Samson, and in that case, they just talked about how he lost his strength when they cut his hair. (They passed over his numerous slaughters of Philistines when he wasn't trying to have sex with them.)

Your point on Hitler is "Well, maybe". Maybe he believed in Paganism or Occultism, but what he didn't believe in was atheism. He didn't reject sky pixies, he just believed in slightly different ones.

But the people who carried out his orders without question, no doubt, the vast majority of them were Christians. While a few churchmen had the courage to speak out most went along.

Like the Pastor who admitted that he said nothing when the Nazis came for everyone else, until they came for him.

No, the vast majority were carried out by soldiers following orders, and people who wanted to foreword the cause of the Nazi party. Again, we begin yet another circle. Most kiddies know about Jephthah. Your experiences are not everyone else's, (well maybe some one els's) but not everyone's. As for a link, hold on, let me edit something up real fast.
 
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