With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

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When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.

That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.

While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

.....Farrar said her bill, titled the “Man’s Right To Know Act,” takes the argument that “we’re looking at the sanctity of life,” a term that has already been highly debated this legislative session as several Texas Republicans have proposed legislation aimed at abortions.

"Protecting the life of unborn children should not be a controversial issue," state Sen. Charles Perry, R-Lubbock, said last month.

In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

Did anyone else automatically recall Every Sperm is Sacred after reading this?

If you happen to never have seen it:
 
How to enforce?

Is she going to set up city-wide seismic sensors to measure air density fluctuations caused by individual rapid elbow flexion/extention?
 
When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.

That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.

While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

.....Farrar said her bill, titled the “Man’s Right To Know Act,” takes the argument that “we’re looking at the sanctity of life,” a term that has already been highly debated this legislative session as several Texas Republicans have proposed legislation aimed at abortions.

"Protecting the life of unborn children should not be a controversial issue," state Sen. Charles Perry, R-Lubbock, said last month.

In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

Did anyone else automatically recall Every Sperm is Sacred after reading this?

If you happen to never have seen it:


Thank you. Third time I've seen this story posted today but first time described accurately for its intention. The other two would rather appear too stupid to get the satire in favor of partisan hackitude.
 
How to enforce?

Is she going to set up city-wide seismic sensors to measure air density fluctuations caused by individual rapid elbow flexion/extention?

We got incoming!

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Stay frosty.
 
So she is equating masturbating with a woman's fertilized egg? She has got to be a....

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Jesus Christ it's Kathy Bates!!

 
Reminds me of the old Father Guido Sarcucci skit on SNL...

... `bout payin' fer sins when ya get to Heaven...

... an' how, for some folks, it really adds up.
 
When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.

That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.

While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

.....Farrar said her bill, titled the “Man’s Right To Know Act,” takes the argument that “we’re looking at the sanctity of life,” a term that has already been highly debated this legislative session as several Texas Republicans have proposed legislation aimed at abortions.

"Protecting the life of unborn children should not be a controversial issue," state Sen. Charles Perry, R-Lubbock, said last month.

In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

Did anyone else automatically recall Every Sperm is Sacred after reading this?

If you happen to never have seen it:


Thank you. Third time I've seen this story posted today but first time described accurately for its intention. The other two would rather appear too stupid to get the satire in favor of partisan hackitude.

LOL. This Farrar lady. What a jackoff.

Time for all the men to rise up and prostate, er... prostrate... ahem PROTEST during their next erection---ELECTION.

Argh. See what this thread is making me do?
 
When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.

That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.

While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

.....Farrar said her bill, titled the “Man’s Right To Know Act,” takes the argument that “we’re looking at the sanctity of life,” a term that has already been highly debated this legislative session as several Texas Republicans have proposed legislation aimed at abortions.

"Protecting the life of unborn children should not be a controversial issue," state Sen. Charles Perry, R-Lubbock, said last month.

In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

Did anyone else automatically recall Every Sperm is Sacred after reading this?

If you happen to never have seen it:


Her entire argument is a straw man. She's putting on nothing more than a show. This is the equivalent of a hell room play a church would put on, just another straw man show made for their own audience, despite claiming otherwise.
 
When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.

That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.

While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

.....Farrar said her bill, titled the “Man’s Right To Know Act,” takes the argument that “we’re looking at the sanctity of life,” a term that has already been highly debated this legislative session as several Texas Republicans have proposed legislation aimed at abortions.

"Protecting the life of unborn children should not be a controversial issue," state Sen. Charles Perry, R-Lubbock, said last month.

In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

Did anyone else automatically recall Every Sperm is Sacred after reading this?

If you happen to never have seen it:


Her entire argument is a straw man. She's putting on nothing more than a show. This is the equivalent of a hell room play a church would put on, just another straw man show made for their own audience, despite claiming otherwise.


That's the whole point. That's why she herself describes the bill as, and I quote, "satirical". Amazing how many heads this flies over.
 
When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.

That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.

While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

.....Farrar said her bill, titled the “Man’s Right To Know Act,” takes the argument that “we’re looking at the sanctity of life,” a term that has already been highly debated this legislative session as several Texas Republicans have proposed legislation aimed at abortions.

"Protecting the life of unborn children should not be a controversial issue," state Sen. Charles Perry, R-Lubbock, said last month.

In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

Did anyone else automatically recall Every Sperm is Sacred after reading this?

If you happen to never have seen it:


Thank you. Third time I've seen this story posted today but first time described accurately for its intention. The other two would rather appear too stupid to get the satire in favor of partisan hackitude.

LOL. This Farrar lady. What a jackoff.

Time for all the men to rise up and prostate, er... prostrate... ahem PROTEST during their next erection---ELECTION.

Argh. See what this thread is making me do?


Hey that's good stuff. You've come a long way.

Wait --- I meant....
 
When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same “unnecessary” and “invasive” procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws.

That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their "personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs" in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill.

While Farrar knows her "proposed satirical regulations" will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years.

.....Farrar said her bill, titled the “Man’s Right To Know Act,” takes the argument that “we’re looking at the sanctity of life,” a term that has already been highly debated this legislative session as several Texas Republicans have proposed legislation aimed at abortions.

"Protecting the life of unborn children should not be a controversial issue," state Sen. Charles Perry, R-Lubbock, said last month.

In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

With proposal to penalize men for masturbating, legislator aims to shake up health debate

Did anyone else automatically recall Every Sperm is Sacred after reading this?

If you happen to never have seen it:


Thank you. Third time I've seen this story posted today but first time described accurately for its intention. The other two would rather appear too stupid to get the satire in favor of partisan hackitude.

LOL. This Farrar lady. What a jackoff.

Time for all the men to rise up and prostate, er... prostrate... ahem PROTEST during their next erection---ELECTION.

Argh. See what this thread is making me do?


Hey that's good stuff. You've come a long way.

Wait --- I meant....


Well, I was expecting a stiff response. I was afraid I'd dropped the balls... er BALL.

Damn it, not again!
 
Texas bill proposes $100 fine on men for each time they masturbate
A proposed bill submitted in the Texas state legislature addresses men's masturbation habits.

According to CNN, Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat serving a district in Houston, knows her bill won't travel far, using it to "make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine."

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AND ON ANOTHER SOURCE HERE :

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New Texas bill takes aim at men's masturbation habits

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AND NO IT IS NOT SATIRE, SNOPES LIES ONCE AGAIN THIS IS THE LIBERAL NUTS TWITTER SITE GO TO IT IF IT'S SUCH A FAKE ARTICLE..
Jessica Farrar on Twitter

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ALL ANYONE WITH A BRAIN HAS TO DO IS LOOK UP THE BILL NUMBER DUUUUUH

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http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf#navpanes=0

LMAO as if they will know someone is jerking off. This is the mindset of a trendy femiinazi who hates men and wants to control their lives.
I don't agree with men who jerk off but I mean really fine them next thing you know a clipped bitch like this will want all men to have a perm. camera on them so she can watch if they do it or not.
 
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