Maybe Minnie is actually Webb Hubbell's love child?Mickey Mouse would pull a 'Bernie Sanders' by promising every American a FREE week-long trip to Disney if they vote for him, but he would still take a huge hit for hiring foreign workers and making the Americans they are replacing train them.Sorry. Mickey Mouse would get his ass kicked in a debate. Imagine him debating in that falsetto voice.
Then there's that terrible rumor about Minnie's infidelity being circulated in the media he would have to deal with. Yeah, seems CNN was questioning Minnie's sanity lately then implied that she's 'F#@%ing 'goofy'... p