You wake up with complete dictatorial powers in USA - what do you do?

I would invade Canada

It is long overdue

Typical liberal, typical stupid.

Invade your largest trading partner and best friend.

Besides, wasn't that tried already in 1812?

Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?

Yeah. Oh ... about that Canadian universal healthcare thing:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jijuj1ysw]ObamaCare Yay Or Nay? The Truth About Canada! - YouTube[/ame]
 
Typical liberal, typical stupid.

Invade your largest trading partner and best friend.

Besides, wasn't that tried already in 1812?

Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?

:cuckoo::badgrin: Americans and Russians went to the moon like they fought the cold war - IN HOLLYWOOD - one has to be QUITE NAIVE to believe the government and the media propaganda, but it WAS a good way to sucker tax payers

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4_5kAPzb0]THE MOON LANDING HOAX (FULL DOCUMENTARY) - YouTube[/ame]

Nice try you fucking Canadian asshole
 
I would invade Canada

It is long overdue

Typical liberal, typical stupid.

Invade your largest trading partner and best friend.

Besides, wasn't that tried already in 1812?

Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?
Canada kicked our ass twice already. Anyways, we haven't won a conflict since WWII. And we can't even beat them at hockey and health care.
 
I would get the country as close as I could back to its' original intent with three equal branches of government, with the exception of adding term limits to political posts, especially the Supreme Court. Then I would resign. I'd probably need a vacation after that.

you'd take away the right to vote from women and black people and make blacks slaves again?
No, genius. I didn't say original state. Compromises were made to get the slave states on board which were done away with. Why are you such an antagonistic dipshit anyway?
 
Typical liberal, typical stupid.

Invade your largest trading partner and best friend.

Besides, wasn't that tried already in 1812?

Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?
Canada kicked our ass twice already. Anyways, we haven't won a conflict since WWII. And we can't even beat them at hockey and health care.

Maybe if we got them drunk first we could beat them this time.

I'm tired of Canadians coming down here and drinking our beer and stealing our women........Dont even get me started on Justin Beiber or Ted Cruz
 
I would get the country as close as I could back to its' original intent with three equal branches of government, with the exception of adding term limits to political posts, especially the Supreme Court. Then I would resign. I'd probably need a vacation after that.

you'd take away the right to vote from women and black people and make blacks slaves again?

I'm good with that first part. Take away their car keys too.
 
On day,

1. Fund every school district in the nation which chose to do so the money to expand secondary education to 14 years for those not inclined to seek a four year degree, the final two as preparation for employment in the 21st Century;

2. Fund every school district which chose to include age appropriate sex education as part of a comprehensive health care curriculum with funding;

3. Require every able bodied citizen between the age of 16 and 34 to complete two years of service to the nation;

4. Build and staff six regional teaching hospitals around the nation providing capable and motivated students the ability to earn a medical degree at tax payer expense; require each successful student to complete their internship and residency within a teaching hospital, in one of the health centers build in each congressional district or in the military;

5. Protect elected and appointed officials from defamation, make false claims and allegations a criminal offense and allow victims compensation when libeled or slandered by individuals or corporations.

6. Repeal Citizens United v. FEC ruling. Place a 'spending cap' on each office and all money spent to be accountable to the people from its source, at least five days prior to the vote;

7. On the seventh day I will retire (again).
 
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No wimmin or asian drivers
Chevy has to reintroduce the '68 Camaro RS/SS
WE, Lifetime, and Oprah off the air.
Lite Beer and wine coolers are banned
Smoking bans in bars are summarily lifted
Build a dome over San Francisco with no exits
 
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me?

overturn citizen's united (BAD)

and get money out of politics. (GOOD)

get rid of the patriot act (GOOD)

take away the license of any TV station that knowingly distorts or falsifies the truth (which would mean overturning fake news' lawsuit getting the right to force their reporters to lie). (GOOD - ESPECIALLY CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, AND NBC)

You're on the right track -- 3 outta 4 ain't bad.
 
No wimmin or asian drivers
Chevy has to reintroduce the '68 Camaro RS/SS
WE, Lifetime, and Oprah off the air.
Lite Beer and wine coolers are banned
Smoking bans in bars are summarily lifted
Build a dome over San Francisco with no exits

I like the part about "wimmin." LOLOL
 
Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?

:cuckoo::badgrin: Americans and Russians went to the moon like they fought the cold war - IN HOLLYWOOD - one has to be QUITE NAIVE to believe the government and the media propaganda, but it WAS a good way to sucker tax payers

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW4_5kAPzb0]THE MOON LANDING HOAX (FULL DOCUMENTARY) - YouTube[/ame]

Nice try you fucking Canadian asshole

pvsi is indeed asshole of biblical proportion, but don't insult Canadians by calling pvsi Canadian.
 
On day,

1. Fund every school district in the nation which chose to do so the money to expand secondary education to 14 years for those not inclined to seek a four year degree, the final two as preparation for employment in the 21st Century; (BAD -- IF STUDENTS CAN'T LEARN IN 12 YEARS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET UP AND GO TO WORK THEN THEY'RE PROBABLY TOO STUPID TO MAKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE)

2. Fund every school district which chose to include age appropriate sex education as part of a comprehensive health care curriculum with funding; (BAD -- FOR CENTURIES UPON CENTURIES PEOPLE WERE PRETTY MUCH ABLE TO FIGURE OUT "SEX ED" WITHOUT SOME LIBERAL STRANGER TEACHIN' THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. SEX ED IS A FAMILY MATTER).

3. Require every able bodied citizen between the age of 16 and 34 to complete two years of service to the nation; (GOOD)

4. Build and staff six regional teaching hospitals around the nation providing capable and motivated students the ability to earn a medical degree at tax payer expense; require each successful student to complete their internship and residency within a teaching hospital, in one of the health centers build in each congressional district or in the military; (BAD -- SOUNDS SORTA LIKE A SOCIALIST IDEA AND A BIT TOO OBAMACARESQUE).

5. Protect elected and appointed officials from defamation, make false claims and allegations a criminal offense and allow victims compensation when libeled or slandered by individuals or corporations. (BAD -- MOST POLITICIANS ARE CORRUPT AND POWER-HUNGRY. FREEDOM OF SPEECH SHOULD BE PROTECTED. GOOD -- FALSE WITNESS IS ALREADY A CRIME AND PERPETRATORS SHOULD BE PUNISHED).

6. Repeal Citizens United v. FEC ruling. Place a 'spending cap' on each office and all money spent to be accountable to the people from its source, at least five days prior to the vote; (BAD -- IT'S NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO DIVIDE A UNITED CITIZENRY IF THE CITIZENS' GOAL IS TO RESTORE AND PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION. GOOD -- TOTAL AND COMPLETE TRANSPARENCY (NOT JUST THE FALSE PROMISE OF TRANSPARENCY) IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A VERY GOOD THING).

7. On the seventh day I will retire (again).

A little too socialist sounding but it sounds like your heart might be in the right place. :D
 
On day,

1. Fund every school district in the nation which chose to do so the money to expand secondary education to 14 years for those not inclined to seek a four year degree, the final two as preparation for employment in the 21st Century;

2. Fund every school district which chose to include age appropriate sex education as part of a comprehensive health care curriculum with funding;

3. Require every able bodied citizen between the age of 16 and 34 to complete two years of service to the nation;

4. Build and staff six regional teaching hospitals around the nation providing capable and motivated students the ability to earn a medical degree at tax payer expense; require each successful student to complete their internship and residency within a teaching hospital, in one of the health centers build in each congressional district or in the military;

5. Protect elected and appointed officials from defamation, make false claims and allegations a criminal offense and allow victims compensation when libeled or slandered by individuals or corporations.

6. Repeal Citizens United v. FEC ruling. Place a 'spending cap' on each office and all money spent to be accountable to the people from its source, at least five days prior to the vote;

7. On the seventh day I will retire (again).

I like #3. It was on my list as well

-Geaux
 
Typical liberal, typical stupid.

Invade your largest trading partner and best friend.

Besides, wasn't that tried already in 1812?

Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?

Yeah. Oh ... about that Canadian universal healthcare thing:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jijuj1ysw]ObamaCare Yay Or Nay? The Truth About Canada! - YouTube[/ame]

The health care in Canada is administered differently by individual provinces.

The video showed how the province of Quebec administers it.
 
I want my dominion to be a better place so...
In the interest of a culturally diverse society, homosexuals shall be treated like anybody else, but in return all participants in gay day parades shall be required to wear 80's prep attire. That's right, Buster Brown's, khaki chinos, and powder blue Izod shirts.
Teenage girls are banned from using the term like in any sentence except when it meets the Oxford English Dictionary definition.
 
The health care in Canada is administered differently by individual provinces.

The video showed how the province of Quebec administers it.

And so far ... we've all had the pleasure to see how the "province" of Washington D.C. administers mandatory healthcare as well. Is that website up and running yet?
 
Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?

Yeah. Oh ... about that Canadian universal healthcare thing:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jijuj1ysw]ObamaCare Yay Or Nay? The Truth About Canada! - YouTube[/ame]

The health care in Canada is administered differently by individual provinces.

The video showed how the province of Quebec administers it.

Canadians think they are so cool with their healthcare

American: I got open heart surgery and mortgaged my house to pay the bill
Canadian: I had open heart surgery and didnt even get a bill

Those Canadians won't be so smug after we invade them and take away their healthcare
 
Yeah. Oh ... about that Canadian universal healthcare thing:

The health care in Canada is administered differently by individual provinces.

The video showed how the province of Quebec administers it.

Canadians think they are so cool with their healthcare

American: I got open heart surgery and mortgaged my house to pay the bill
Canadian: I had open heart surgery and didnt even get a bill

Those Canadians won't be so smug after we invade them and take away their healthcare

Why would you want to take away their healthcare? Jealous?
 
Typical liberal, typical stupid.

Invade your largest trading partner and best friend.

Besides, wasn't that tried already in 1812?

Screw Canada

They are so fucking smug. They sit up there with their universal healthcare and hockey Gold Medals and think they are hot shit

I got a question for Canadians.......Ever been to the moon?

Huh?

Yeah. Oh ... about that Canadian universal healthcare thing:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jijuj1ysw]ObamaCare Yay Or Nay? The Truth About Canada! - YouTube[/ame]
By 3 minute mart it becomes clear to me that the video is propaganda against health care, as they begin twisting things - first they go to a pharmacy that is closed on weekends "what a disaster" then they enter the hospital where "the nurse asks if it's urgent" and the dingbat making the video starts twisting it "the nurse will decide HOW IMPORTANT WE ARE" at that point I stop watching the video and offer you a story of MY OWN IN AMERICA:

1990's Philadelphia, PA, USA. My father had an eye rash. all he needed was eye drops - he knew exactly what he needed, so he went to the pharmacy, but he was told he first needs to go to the doctor to get a prescription. So he went to the hospital, waited half a day, the doctor then measured his heart beat, his pulse, some other things, and finally gave him a prescription. he then went back and paid $90 for a small bottle of eye drops that should not have cost any more then 50 cents, and then, he got a bill for the doctors visit in the mail, which was another $1,200...Even in the soviet union, the country me and my father despised, he would have been able to go to pharmacy and get a bottle of eye drops for pennies. this is no new invention, we are living in a hijacked nation.
 

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