Amtrak required you to wear a mask now when riding BUT........

[fbj]

you can take if off when you are eating or sitting alone LOL So are they going to have someone go up and down the aisle saying......"Are you finished eating?"

Amtrak will require passengers to wear face masks beginning Monday; Acela to return June 1

Starting Monday, travelers will have to wear face masks in stations and on trains. And a modified Acela schedule will begin June 1.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Justin Richardson]

"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[Obiwan]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

 

[Oddball]

I'd ride the whole trip with a sammich and beverage sitting in front of me....Easy, peasy, Japaneesy.

 

[fbj]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

 

[miketx]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

Yeah but he had to ride in the back!

 

[miketx]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

The back right?

 

[Likkmee]

I'm old skeul. I jump on and ride the roof

 

[Obiwan]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

 

[fbj]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

 

[Obiwan]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

Your car won't make it out of town????

 

[Dick Foster]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

The question is do you even want to be on Amtrak?
I gave it a try once and it was a friggin disaster and a trip from hell. Once I got off I told myself never ever again then cashed in my return trip ticket and put it toward an airline ticket home. Its run by the government, what could possibly go wrong? Try everything they could fuck up, they did fuck up and then some.

 

[fbj]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

Your car won't make it out of town????

I dont drive mongo

 

[fbj]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

The question is do you even want to be on Amtrak?
I gave it a try once and it was a friggin disaster and a trip from hell. Once I got off I told myself never ever again then cashed in my return trip ticket and put it toward an airline ticket home. Its run by the government, what could possibly go wrong? Try everything they could fuck up, they did fuck up and then some.

When going to NYC from Philly I found a different way to go. Normally its $60 round trip from philly but if I go this way its only $32

Catch the Philly train to Trenton for Free and then pay for a round trip ticket from Trenton to NYC for $32

 

[Obiwan]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

Your car won't make it out of town????

I dont drive mongo

Well, that sure might explain why you have trouble getting a date...

 

[fbj]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

Your car won't make it out of town????

I dont drive mongo

Well, that sure might explain why you have trouble getting a date...

No I am single because my FLIRT and WOO game is weak

 

[Likkmee]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

The question is do you even want to be on Amtrak?
I gave it a try once and it was a friggin disaster and a trip from hell. Once I got off I told myself never ever again then cashed in my return trip ticket and put it toward an airline ticket home. Its run by the government, what could possibly go wrong? Try everything they could fuck up, they did fuck up and then some.

Hey now ! It's GREAT

 

[Marion Morrison]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

Your car won't make it out of town????

I dont drive mongo

Well, that sure might explain why you have trouble getting a date...

This is true.

 

[fbj]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

Your car won't make it out of town????

I dont drive mongo

Well, that sure might explain why you have trouble getting a date...

This is true.

They are plenty of woman driving to see me

 

[Marion Morrison]

They actually let you on Amtrak???

I stopped catching it years ago. I prefer the bus

Have you ever considered that the fact that you can't get a date may be due to the fact that you make them meet you at the BUS STOP???

I mean when I am traveling out of town

Your car won't make it out of town????

I dont drive mongo

Well, that sure might explain why you have trouble getting a date...

This is true.

They are plenty of woman driving to see me

Al-righty then.