Now be a good boy and essplain to the class how what religion you follow has anything to do with what language you speak.
Really? You DO understand that one's religion and one's language is directly related to the culture one was born into and raised with, yes? Obviously, both religion and language are PARTS of that culture.
That's kind of what I'm saying. In order to be Jewish--- is it necessary to speak Hebrew? Or Arabic? Or Amharic? If your native tongue is English does that somehow prevent you from being Jewish? Can you not speak German or Russian or Hungarian and still follow Judaism?
I was raised Catholic --- yet I do not speak Latin. Am I off the hook for all those lost years?