Anything Goes Humor

[Bruce_T_Laney]

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[baileyn45]

• A father buys a robot that slaps people when they lie.
• He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
• The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
• The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
• The robot slaps the son.
• The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
• Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
• Son says, "Toy Story."
• The robot slaps the son.
• Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
• Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
• The robot slaps the father.
• Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
• The robot slaps the mother.
• ….. "Robot for sale".

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[baileyn45]

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had." The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."

 

[Muhammed]

Are you an anti-white racist?

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]