Being FORCED to stock up on essentials...

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I feel like at this point it's irresponsible to NOT stock up more than I normally would.
Not because I fear the virus but because the media induced panic is wrecking store shelves to the point that if I just wait till I need something it wont be available.

This nonsense has gone beyond absurd. 3 days in a row and ZERO stores in my area have toilet paper and the canned goods and dried food sections are almost bare.
This ridiculous shit is self fulfilling

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

I feel like at this point it's irresponsible to NOT stock up more than I normally would.
Not because I fear the virus but because the media induced panic is wrecking store shelves to the point that if I just wait till I need something it wont be available.

This nonsense has gone beyond absurd. 3 days in a row and ZERO stores in my area have toilet paper and the canned goods and dried food sections are almost bare.
This ridiculous shit is self fulfilling

Well, now everyone is coming to terms with the fact that their kids will be home for weeks, and they may end up self-quarantining. So now our food distribution system will be put to the test.

 

[JGalt]

I feel like at this point it's irresponsible to NOT stock up more than I normally would.
Not because I fear the virus but because the media induced panic is wrecking store shelves to the point that if I just wait till I need something it wont be available.

This nonsense has gone beyond absurd. 3 days in a row and ZERO stores in my area have toilet paper and the canned goods and dried food sections are almost bare.
This ridiculous shit is self fulfilling

It's ok man. We're just practicing up for a possible future Bernie Sanders presidency. Or Biden, either which way.

 

[BULLDOG]

Luckily, as long as the internet is still running, there will be no interruption in the porn supply. I guess we should be thankful for that.

 

[Toro]

I feel like at this point it's irresponsible to NOT stock up more than I normally would.
Not because I fear the virus but because the media induced panic is wrecking store shelves to the point that if I just wait till I need something it wont be available.

This nonsense has gone beyond absurd. 3 days in a row and ZERO stores in my area have toilet paper and the canned goods and dried food sections are almost bare.
This ridiculous shit is self fulfilling

You'll be able to buy all that stuff in a few days when your stores are restocked.

 

[Sunni Man]

 

[Dr Grump]

60 per cent of Americans are obese or morbidly obese. As long as they have a water supply, they might even lose a few pounds. Maybe this health crisis will turn into a health boon!

 

[Auld Phart]

Luckily, as long as the internet is still running, there will be no interruption in the porn supply. I guess we should be thankful for that.

Why am I not surprised the first thing to come to Bulls mind is, "there will be no interruption in the porn supply"

 

[JGalt]

Luckily, as long as the internet is still running, there will be no interruption in the porn supply. I guess we should be thankful for that.

Geez. I cringe to even think of what your version of "porn" might be.

 

[Pogo]

Luckily, as long as the internet is still running, there will be no interruption in the porn supply. I guess we should be thankful for that.

Geez. I cringe to even think of what your version of "porn" might be.

Umm.... take a look at your own avatar. Just sayin'.

 

[bodecea]

Luckily, as long as the internet is still running, there will be no interruption in the porn supply. I guess we should be thankful for that.

Why am I not surprised the first thing to come to Bulls mind is, "there will be no interruption in the porn supply"

He's just looking out for our trumpanzees.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I feel like at this point it's irresponsible to NOT stock up more than I normally would.
Not because I fear the virus but because the media induced panic is wrecking store shelves to the point that if I just wait till I need something it wont be available.

This nonsense has gone beyond absurd. 3 days in a row and ZERO stores in my area have toilet paper and the canned goods and dried food sections are almost bare.
This ridiculous shit is self fulfilling

Today I bought one of only 4 rolls of eight available of the "cheap stuff" as four became available on an entire empty shelf (including no paper towel). I could have taken 2 of the 4 (as there was a limit posted), but instead I alerted others that some elderly people that some was available while only taking one myself.

One guy walks over, "yeah, might as well", grabs a pack of 8 and then says, "I've got 9 packs like this already at home from Costco, but might as well grab another". What an animal. I was going to speak up (really what can I say other than "leave some for others") but only 1 other person went over, so clearly I was talking to a group of premature toilet roll hoarders who probably have 120 in their homes already.

There were some other "premium brands" (never seen them before actually, probably an emergency truck was sent), and for 6 rolls it was $15!. Another 8 pack was $18! There were a few of that available for obvious reasons as even hoarders have their limits at to how much they are willing to be gouged.

I'm under the impression they have a skid or two in the back and simply bring out 4 packs of 8 every one in awhile to ensure the mob doesn't rush the shelves. Also give them a chance to sell the ridiculously priced brands from those who are desperate enough.

Went to the dollar store just to see how the mob had infiltrated that store, no toilet paper there of any sort.

 

[aaronleland]

I'm glad I don't wipe my ass.

 

[bodecea]

These make decent butt wipes, I'll bet.

 

[22lcidw]

I feel like at this point it's irresponsible to NOT stock up more than I normally would.
Not because I fear the virus but because the media induced panic is wrecking store shelves to the point that if I just wait till I need something it wont be available.

This nonsense has gone beyond absurd. 3 days in a row and ZERO stores in my area have toilet paper and the canned goods and dried food sections are almost bare.
This ridiculous shit is self fulfilling

Well, now everyone is coming to terms with the fact that their kids will be home for weeks, and they may end up self-quarantining. So now our food distribution system will be put to the test.

If their kids are not in school, will they be kept in their homes? Or will they be running around in the streets and at the fast food places and the pizza joints and the malls, and the playgrounds and supermarkets and everywhere else they go? Truthfully most of these places closing are scared shitless of the inevitable ambulance chasing parasitical lawyers hell bent on bankrupting the nation. And I am not against them. We just can not accept that people can die. That they will live forever. Except for the rules set up. Its okay to die by the ways we see far to much where violence is concerned.

 

[B. Kidd]

The next thing that China attacks could be our power grid and/or does it in concert with Russia!

ONLY KIDDING!

You may now resume your normal panic activities.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

These make decent butt wipes, I'll bet. View attachment 312675

But it's probably from China, so be careful. Disinfect it.

 

[JGalt]

Luckily, as long as the internet is still running, there will be no interruption in the porn supply. I guess we should be thankful for that.

Geez. I cringe to even think of what your version of "porn" might be.

Umm.... take a look at your own avatar. Just sayin'.

Can I retrieve your mind from the gutter for you? I'll actually do it for free...

Plague doctor - Wikipedia

 

[aaronleland]

I feel like at this point it's irresponsible to NOT stock up more than I normally would.
Not because I fear the virus but because the media induced panic is wrecking store shelves to the point that if I just wait till I need something it wont be available.

This nonsense has gone beyond absurd. 3 days in a row and ZERO stores in my area have toilet paper and the canned goods and dried food sections are almost bare.
This ridiculous shit is self fulfilling

Well, now everyone is coming to terms with the fact that their kids will be home for weeks, and they may end up self-quarantining. So now our food distribution system will be put to the test.

If their kids are not in school, will they be kept in their homes? Or will they be running around in the streets and at the fast food places and the pizza joints and the malls, and the playgrounds and supermarkets and everywhere else they go? Truthfully most of these places closing are scared shitless of the inevitable ambulance chasing parasitical lawyers hell bent on bankrupting the nation. And I am not against them. We just can not accept that people can die. That they will live forever. Except for the rules set up. Its okay to die by the ways we see far to much where violence is concerned.

You are weird.

 

[bodecea]

These make decent butt wipes, I'll bet. View attachment 312675

But it's probably from China, so be careful. Disinfect it.

Agreed. After all, diaper donnie told us it was a (((FOREIGN))) virus.