Derideo_Te
Je Suis Charlie
- Mar 2, 2013
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As a Canadian who may or may not have had relatives who were Loyalists and lost land during the American Revolution, I'd like an apology.
Oh, and I'd also like a hundred billion trillion dollars for my losses.
Pay up, America!
OK here it is:
"Soory aboot that, eh?"
How'd I do? Did I nail it or what?
As for the reparations, we can pay you in loonies. We have way more than we need.
Straight cash, homie!
Actually I think Canada should be apologising to us (see? I even spelled it in Canadish).... for not coming in and taking over the rest of the country after y'all kicked our assets in the war of 1812.
Oh wait, we're not supposed to know aboot that here --- never mind, you never read this, I was never here and I don't know what you're talking about. uh... "USA! USA!"
Toro will get his reparations after he repatriates Ted Cruz!