Cheers!

[Mertex]

 

[Statistikhengst]

Is a guy gonna have to serve himself here, or do I have to call Trixxie, Wixxie, Dixxie and Schlixxie over to take care of my refreshment needs?!?!?!?

I thought you fired them.....they just seemed to be flopping around, didn't really do much else....

Oh, their flopping was very productive....

 

[Statistikhengst]

Today's CHEERS! funny:

 

[Mertex]

It's good to be up................

 

[blackhawk]

Just for laughs.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************

At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be
**************************

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
**************************

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
**************************

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
**************************

And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
**************************

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full
of Political Promises"
**************************

 

[Grandma]

I'm having a very tall rum & Coke with double ice tonight. Summer is definitely here!

 

[Mertex]

I really do..............YAWN..........

 

[Statistikhengst]

Just for laughs.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
**************************

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
**************************

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
**************************

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
**************************

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
**************************

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
**************************

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
**************************

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
**************************

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
**************************

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
**************************

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
**************************

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************

At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be
**************************

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
**************************

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
**************************

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
**************************

And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
**************************

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full
of Political Promises"
**************************

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good morning, Cheersers!!!


For [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

For [MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

For [MENTION=38281]Wolfsister77[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

for [MENTION=36422]blackhawk[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

Yepp, cool Cheersers!

 

[katsteve2012]

for [MENTION=36422]blackhawk[/MENTION]:

Although not or me. Made my day!

 

[Statistikhengst]

For [MENTION=41303]katsteve2012[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

for [MENTION=25493]kiwiman127[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

For all who are feeling Thursday's gravity of the earth around them:

 

[Statistikhengst]

Ok, that was unfair to the wimmenzs.

For [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION], this time not a kitty:

 

[Statistikhengst]

For [MENTION=38281]Wolfsister77[/MENTION]:

 

[Statistikhengst]

For [MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION]: