Rat in the Hat
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I see Rat In the Hat is the latest DOD agent that has penetrated this site along with agents fizz,ditzcon, slackass,and Liar ability.
OK, you win. Yes, I am a DOD agent. I am the head of a hand-picked team that works closely with a special flying squad from MI6. We are currently working at Area 51, building 110 story concrete cores, which we crash mothballed Senegalese Air Force planes into to see how well they disintigrate.
Two more years of this, and I am up for promotion to the re-bar procurement & protection division.
During the Nevada monsoon season, when the planes can't fly, we fan out to homes in the desert southwest, checking to see if anyone is tearing the tags off of their mattresses.