jc456
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I thought conservatives already decided to boycott the NFL. What does it matter to you now if they cancel the season?
They're running out of institutions to hate. Chik-Fil-A turned on them.
And I saw this tonight on the TV before I came to work--Procter and Gamble.
Here is a brief list of what they produce which will be quickly boycotted by the blobbers:
Brands with net sales of more than US$1 billion annually[edit]
As of 2015, the company stated it owned the following brands with net annual sales of more than $1 billion:[1]
Brands by product type[edit]
- Always menstrual hygiene products[2]
- Ariel laundry detergent
- Bounty paper towels, sold in the United States and Canada
- Charmin bathroom tissue and moist towelettes[3]
- Crest toothpaste[4]
- Dawn dishwashing
- Downy fabric softener and dryer sheets
- Fairy washing up liquid
- Febreze odor eliminator
- Gain laundry detergents, liquid fabric softener, dryer sheets and dish washing liquid
- Gillette razors, shaving soap, shaving cream, body wash, shampoo, deodorant and anti-perspirant
- Head & Shoulders shampoo
- Olay personal and beauty products
- Oral-B oral hygiene products
- Pampers & Pampers Kandoo and Luvs disposable diapers and moist towelettes. The 2014 Financial Report lists Pampers as Procter & Gamble's largest brand.[5]
- Pantene haircare products
- SK-II beauty products
- Tide laundry detergents and products
- Vicks cough and cold products
Dishwashing[edit]
Menstrual hygiene[edit]
- Dawn dishwashing liquid[6]
- Joy dishwashing liquid (outside the United States)[7]
- Gain dishwashing liquid
- Ivory dishwashing liquid
Haircare[edit]
Head & Shoulders shampoo
Healthcare products[edit]
- Ascend hair care products
- Aussie haircare (shampoos/conditioners/styling aids)
- Braun hair care and grooming products
- Frederic Fekkai hair care products sold
- Head & Shoulders shampoo
- Nicky Clarke hair products
- Pantene hair care products (purchased from Hoffmann-La Roche in 1985)
- Vidal Sassoon haircare products (purchased in 1984 from Vidal Sassoon)
Household[edit]
- Align probiotics
- Crest toothpaste[4]
- Femibion (acquired from Merck Group)
- Fixodent denture adhesive
- Iliac/Nasivin (acquired from Merck Group)
- Metamucil laxative/fiber supplement (acquired G. D. Searle & Company in 1985)
- Neurobion (acquired from Merck Group)
- New Chapter dietary supplements[8]
- Oral-B toothbrushes and other oral hygiene products
- Pepto-Bismol over-the-counter drug for minor digestive system upset (acquired as part of Norwich Eaton Pharmaceuticals in 1982)
- Prilosec OTC (licensed from AstraZeneca)
- Sangobion (acquired from Merck Group)
- Scope mouthwash
- Seven Seas (acquired from Merck Group)
- Swisse
- Vicks cough and cold products
- Ace stain remover liquid
- Bounce fabric-softener sheet for dryers[9]
- Cascade dishwasher detergent
- Fairy (known as Dreft in the Netherlands) dishwashing liquid, toilet soap, household soap, laundry detergent and dishwasher detergent
- Febreze odor control[6]
- Flash cleaning product
- Jar dishwashing liquid and dishwasher detergent
- Joy dishwashing liquid (outside the United States)[7]
- Mr. Clean household cleaners
- Puffs tissues
- Luvs disposable diapers
A bar of Safeguard soap
Laundry detergents[edit]
- Safeguard antibacterial soap brand[10] marketed by Procter & Gamble, introduced circa 1965. Safeguard soap is marketed under the brand name Escudo in Mexico.[11]
- Tide detergents
- Swiffer cleaning products.
- Microban cleaning products
Skin care[edit]
- Ariel laundry detergent
- Bold laundry detergent
- Bonux laundry detergent
- Cheer laundry detergent
- Daz laundry detergent
- Downy fabric softener[6]
- Dreft laundry detergent
- Era laundry detergent
- Gain laundry detergent
- Ola laundry soap
- PMC laundry soap
- Tide laundry detergent
- Lenor fabric softener
- Fresco bar soap
- Ivory bar soap
- Olay skin care products[6] (acquired in 1985 as part of Richardson-Vicks Inc.)[12]
- Old Spice aftershave, skin care and hair care products
- Secret antiperspirants and deodorants
Gonna get pretty stinky in Conservistan without deodorant and toilet paper.
So much for traditional wholesomness!
That dude wholesomeness?
hahahaha hahaha hahaha