Foxworthy - Republican or Democrat

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If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to
take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches
channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut
down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and
religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a
Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the
rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”