Well, youre the one who didnt know that the past was once the present.You are actually admitting ignorance of the fundamental basics of what time even is.
Funny.... I thought the same thing about your argument. You seem to think "the present" includes the past. Or does the past include the present? In any event, you don't seem to be getting it through your thick head that the moment of present time is non-observable because physics has to happen before we can perceive something.
Let the viewers at home decide who the dipstick is, playboy.