Guy Currently Being Dumped Thrilled By Possibility Of Still Being Friends

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Guy Currently Being Dumped Thrilled By Possibility Of Still Being Friends
LIFE·Jun 26, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Jackson Hund was overjoyed to learn that the woman breaking up with him totally wanted to still be friends.

"Wow, I feel amazing now. What a relief!" said Hund, who moments earlier was in the depths of depression. "Still friends? Yippee hooray!"

Hund's girlfriend Kristy Owens broke up with him at her apartment, initially leading to tears being shed before she shared the good news about staying friends. "Gosh, at first I felt like I was dying inside. It hurt so bad," reported Hund. "Then she told me she still saw me as a brother in Christ and wanted to remain friends, and the tears just dried up! I'm so thrilled with how this all turned out!"

According to sources, Hund thinks the former couple will totally work better as friends and could not have agreed more with Owens' assessment. "I am just over the moon that we can still be friends. It's what every guy hopes for when the woman they hoped to marry breaks up with them," said Hund. "How wonderful!"

At publishing time, Hund was further elated to learn that the problem in their relationship wasn't him, it was her.

 

[Sunni Man]

Today's woke Beta male embraces his feminine side as a positive attribute.
Next step in his personal discovery will be to come out of the closet and become his authentic self.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Guy Currently Being Dumped Thrilled By Possibility Of Still Being Friends
LIFE·Jun 26, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Jackson Hund was overjoyed to learn that the woman breaking up with him totally wanted to still be friends.

"Wow, I feel amazing now. What a relief!" said Hund, who moments earlier was in the depths of depression. "Still friends? Yippee hooray!"

Hund's girlfriend Kristy Owens broke up with him at her apartment, initially leading to tears being shed before she shared the good news about staying friends. "Gosh, at first I felt like I was dying inside. It hurt so bad," reported Hund. "Then she told me she still saw me as a brother in Christ and wanted to remain friends, and the tears just dried up! I'm so thrilled with how this all turned out!"

According to sources, Hund thinks the former couple will totally work better as friends and could not have agreed more with Owens' assessment. "I am just over the moon that we can still be friends. It's what every guy hopes for when the woman they hoped to marry breaks up with them," said Hund. "How wonderful!"

At publishing time, Hund was further elated to learn that the problem in their relationship wasn't him, it was her.

Where's the man bun??

 

[Sunni Man]

Where's the man bun??

That will be next on the agenda.
As he/she continues to evolve as a neutered cuckold.

 

[rightwinger]

Are we talking friends or friends with benefits?

 

[Robert W]

Today's woke Beta male embraces his feminine side as a positive attribute.
Next step in his personal discovery will be to come out of the closet and become his authentic self.

I hate to tell this but my last girlfriend actually asked me to be her friend. I told her give me 6 months and then ask me. We are not friends. Here is why.
First she proposed we be good sex buddies. I wanted to marry her and she was supposedly religious. I knew she valued lack of sex. I was fooled by her by her showing up where we lived together with some man she knew from work. I saw him playing her and she went along.
I later learned she quit him real fast.