- Banned
- #21
"I tried to hide behind the blue drape but redacted saw me and pulled me by the redacted toward the Orange Monster. He was smiling like a redacted and I felt mildly nauseous.....my redacted legs somehow made it to him and his hand gripped my redacted. Horrified, I wondered what my redacted spouse would do as his grip tightened. I decided I could survive it if I pledged my redacted loyalty but before I could say it, he let go of my redacted and slapped my face. I knew then I was now a member of the cosa redacted nostra....the HORROR!"