How many have said this on a date?

[Judicial review]

Oh shit, there goes my date.

OR

Where the hell is he going?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Including you ...

One.

 

[Judicial review]

Including you ...

One.

 

[Daniyel]

I Think you just have to be more calm, and if it helps so try realizing that you have bad judgment .. two.

 

[Ernie S.]

So! You had a date last night and she walked out on you? Why am I not surprised?

 

[Iceweasel]

"Uhhhh, you're not totally a girl?"
"I really don't want to be anyone's sugar daddy, sorry".
"I'm between jobs but I'm learning to play the drums".
"Jesus Christ. Is it 7 o'clock already?"

 

[aaronleland]

"Don't worry, Mom. I'll pick up the check."

 

[Judicial review]

So! You had a date last night and she walked out on you? Why am I not surprised?

I walked out on her, because she said she doesn't eat red meat.

 

[Moonglow]

Oh shit, there goes my date.

OR

Where the hell is he going?

You're ghey?

 

[Moonglow]

So! You had a date last night and she walked out on you? Why am I not surprised?

I walked out on her, because she said she doesn't eat red meat.

You should not be pounding your pud so much....

 

[aaronleland]

"Uhhhh, you're not totally a girl?"

I try to ignore the Adam's apple until after I get laid.

 

[Judicial review]

Oh shit, there goes my date.

OR

Where the hell is he going?

You're ghey?

Relating it to men and women.

 

[Moonglow]

Oh shit, there goes my date.

OR

Where the hell is he going?

You're ghey?

Relating it to men and women.

So you're bi...ok...

 

[Judicial review]

Oh shit, there goes my date.

OR

Where the hell is he going?

You're ghey?

Relating it to men and women.

So you're bi...ok...

WTF?

 

[Ernie S.]

So! You had a date last night and she walked out on you? Why am I not surprised?

I walked out on her, because she said she doesn't eat red meat.

Right!

 

[Ernie S.]

She walked out on you because she met you in person.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I'm more the listener than the talker, myself.

The most common statement I keep hearing, though, is "I'm not sure that thing will fit".

 

[westwall]

Oh shit, there goes my date.

OR

Where the hell is he going?

So, she fled at first sight huh?

 

[Pogo]

So! You had a date last night and she walked out on you? Why am I not surprised?

I walked out on her, because she said she doesn't eat red meat.

And you're Indian?

 

[Judicial review]

Oh shit, there goes my date.

OR

Where the hell is he going?

So, she fled at first sight huh?

No, she was really wanting to get to know me, and said I look very nice, and my friend set up the blind date, but I don't date women that don't eat red meat. It's enough for me to just walk out.
I'm not dealing with vegitarians. Can't handle it. Another deal breaker is greek food. It wont even get to the first date when I hear that.