I remember my freind Connie and her sister Anna used to get teased about their names all the time.When I was 9, i dont think too many of us had even heard of gay.
Called homos when I was nine. There was a kid in class whose last name was Gomo. He got tagged quick.
This always confused me, especially since none of the other kids in the Lingus family got teased like that
The Colonel's daughters, ah yes. Well done.