how we ketch gators in floriday

[Persuader]

Very cleverly and relatively safely though I think just shooting them is better.

WATCH: Florida Man Captures Alligator in Garbage Can on Front Lawn

A wild video shows a U.S. Army veteran captured an alligator in a garbage can outside a Florida residence.

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[Confederate Soldier]

Dude, toss a potato masher onto that thing and duck!

 

[norwegen]

Gators can be deadly in or near the water.

In a garbage can, not so much.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

He's lucky it was a small one.
It would have really impressed me if he'd have jumped on his back.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Very cleverly and relatively safely though I think just shooting them is better.

WATCH: Florida Man Captures Alligator in Garbage Can on Front Lawn

A wild video shows a U.S. Army veteran captured an alligator in a garbage can outside a Florida residence.

www.breitbart.com

The Democrap Libturd system in its natural habitat

See the young libturd Wart Hog testing other waters of other opinions. The Swamp disciplines him immediately

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Gators can be deadly in or near the water.

In a garbage can, not so much.

Gator deaths are extremely rare.
The last one I can remember was in Texas when a missouri transplant got drunk and against everyone's warning went swimming off the dock that the gator was known to hang out under. There were even signs on the dock warning people not to swim there.
If I remember correctly it was a big one,around 10 to 11 foot long.
The gator took him under and did a few death rolls and that was the last they saw of him until divers found him stuffed under a bank on the shoreline.
On land as long as you see them first you can easily outrun one.

Ah here it is....

St. Louis man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

ORANGE COUNTY, TX — A man who apparently mocked alligators, then jumped in the water — despite warning signs — is dead after being attacked in Texas. Orange County Police were cal…

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[HereWeGoAgain]

The Democrap Libturd system in its natural habitat

See the young libturd Wart Hog testing other waters of other opinions. The Swamp disciplines him immediately

Aaaaand .....He Gone.

 

[norwegen]

Gator deaths are extremely rare.
The last one I can remember was in Texas when a missouri transplant got drunk and against everyone's warning went swimming off the dock that the gator was known to hang out under. There were even signs on the dock warning people not to swim there.
If I remember correctly it was a big one,around 10 to 11 foot long.
The gator took him under and did a few death rolls and that was the last they saw of him until divers found him stuffed under a bank on the shoreline.
On land as long as you see them first you can easily outrun one.

Ah here it is....

St. Louis man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

ORANGE COUNTY, TX — A man who apparently mocked alligators, then jumped in the water — despite warning signs — is dead after being attacked in Texas. Orange County Police were cal…

fox2now.com

You can survive a gator bite on land. They can't do their death roll there.

But in Florida, if you don't see any small dogs on the shore of a lake, then there's gators in there.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

We see a shitload of the smaller ones when fishing Palmer Lake,an Oxbow lake off the Trinity river.
The big ones only come out at night. You can tell how big they are at night by how far apart the eyes are,during the day you look at how far apart their eyes are and how far it is from the tip of his nose to his eyes.
This about as big as you'll see during the day. He's about 6 foot.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

You can survive a gator bite on land. They can't do their death roll there.

But in Florida, if you don't see any small dogs on the shore of a lake, then there's gators in there.

This pup got lucky...

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Dude, toss a potato masher onto that thing and duck!

Fuck that! Train him to attack lefties...

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Fuck that! Train him to attack lefties...

Throw potato mashers at lefties? That would work.

 

[bodecea]

The Democrap Libturd system in its natural habitat

See the young libturd Wart Hog testing other waters of other opinions. The Swamp disciplines him immediately

That was sick, taunting that pig with treats to get him near the gator.

 

[whitehall]

Good sized gator. Could probably take a small dog.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

That was sick, taunting that pig with treats to get him near the gator.

Really was sick for sure. Just like in life what you gator libturds do to the young blank slates

So why did you watch even though I warned you

Makes you wet n wild eh?

 

[Persuader]

That was sick, taunting that pig with treats to get him near the gator.

Yeh...probably only time I have ever or will ever agree with you.

bunch of sadistic sickos on that boat.