I am rapture ready are you?

[RAPTURE READY]

I am rapture ready are you? Jesus gave us the signs to look for just before his return all those signs are here today. Get ready to meet Jesus today.

 

[Moonglow]

Which signs are those that tell of his return? Since he stated that no one knows when, but his Father in Heaven...

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

There is no Rapture. It's a bedtime story fabricated by a minister named John Darby in the mid 19th century who was also quite the loon as he claimed the invention of the telegraph was a sign of the end of days, yet for some reason the religious nuts ran with his theory.

 

[boedicca]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

 

[Moonglow]

Some research on Ergot on grains has led some to believe that many religious events happened by the LSD type properties after consuming grain products..

 

[RAPTURE READY]

Which signs are those that tell of his return? Since he stated that no one knows when, but his Father in Heaven...

Jesus says we will not know the hour or day of His return but we believers are commanded to know when He is at the door ready to return and that time is today.

 

[Moonglow]

Jesus says we will not know the hour or day of His return but we believers are commanded to know when He is at the door ready to return and that time is today.

Where will he alit?

 

[Vandalshandle]

I kind of hope that it will happen before Sept. 23, because my Discover bill is due then....

 

[BillyP]

Should I wash my hair?

 

[Vandalshandle]

Should I wash my hair?

Absolutely. Also keep Dramamine with you at all times. Some people get airsick.

 

[G.T.]

@mods, this is a gismys re-tread. he has repeated his post #6 in this thread many times on here. what a toolbox.

 

[RAPTURE READY]

@mods, this is a gismys re-tread. he has repeated his post #6 in this thread many times on here. what a toolbox.

God's Word says that one of the signs of the last days is that the number of mockers and scoffers would increase and we sure see that.

 

[RAPTURE READY]

@mods, this is a gismys re-tread. he has repeated his post #6 in this thread many times on here. what a toolbox.

I know Gismys from the old Uk mesage boards and I love his posts and his style.

 

[G.T.]

youll be a pink name soon. or, maybe its a new color for banned trolls.

 

[RAPTURE READY]

youll be a pink name soon. or, maybe its a new color for banned trolls.

Thanks for the welcome,name calling,personal attack,how sweet of you.Is it a result of fear?shame?guilt?

 

[G.T.]

I know you are gismys, and so your questions above are irrelevant.

Lying in the eyes of your god, too. For shame.

 

[RAPTURE READY]

I know you are gismys, and so your questions above are irrelevant.

Lying in the eyes of your god, too. For shame.

I think I hear a demon screaming,they know their time is short.

 

[Hossfly]

Thanks for the welcome,name calling,personal attack,how sweet of you.Is it a result of fear?shame?guilt?

Everyone is ready for the Rapture except Bloodrock. He has to mow his yard and it's been raining.

 

[G.T.]

I think I hear a demon screaming,they know their time is short.

You better repent for lying in the eyes of your God before the Rapture, homey.

 

[Synthaholic]

God's Word says that one of the signs of the last days is that the number of mockers and scoffers would increase and we sure see that.

What about the increase in dumbass posters of religious fairy tales that have nothing to do with the bible?

Any mention of that?