I have a practice date tomorrow

[Iron Head]

Watch him get stood up.

Looks like it's a early sign of that happening because I just got a text that her sister was running late and can we meet at 6:30pm instead.

Anymore texts asking me to change the time I will delete her number and take off my clothes and relax for the rest of the day

Well, sure, if she is fucking with you. Or, if she is just running late then attempt to use it as leverage to get your dick into her.

How do I do that?

It will take moves. First, do not act put out and get pouty and brooding. Bitches do not like that. When you get like that they think you are immature. Rather, act like there is nowhere else you would rather be than with her. But, when she apologizes for being late, just smile and say something like, "it's no big deal, but you owe me!", then leave it alone and do not explain. That will plant a seed in the back of her mind that she has a debt to pay.

Now, this will go nowhere if you fuck it up and start acting like a douche bag. During dinner, drop it one more time. Say "You know, I was a little worried that you were not going to make it tonight since you were running late." Make eye contact when you say this ( and anything else).

The idea is to make her feel like she owes you and that you have an expectation of payment, and that you really like her, even if you do not.

Remember, there is nothing magic here, just psychological leverage. You mainly need to make her feel comfortable, make her think that you are really into her (but not in a creepy way), and let her know that you will fuck her. This last point is important. You don't just say it. You have to be subtle. There is no quicker way to be put into the "Friend Zone" than her thinking that you are not much of a cocksman. If you let her know in a subtle manner that you will fuck her then it shows acceptance of her, that you are experienced, and that you expect something of her.

Be subtle. I cannot over emphasize this. Do not just blurt out that you like sex, or some other awkward statement. You should read the vibes. Sometimes you just got to ask them if they want to go over to your place. Touch her hand, shoulder, or back. Do not touch her face, tits or ass. As I said in a prior post, take her dancing. Don't act like a fag on the dance floor, just keep eye contact and handle her body firmly.

Every woman can be seduced. At least you know that this chick fucks since she has a kid. She may be grateful for the opportunity. Just be smooth, keep eye contact, talk sparingly (let her do most of the talking while you maintain eye contact and nod and smile occasionally to simulate interest), and act like she is the most important person in the world in this moment. Mention her tardiness, but do not seem ticked off. Do not mention it more than twice. Once when you pick her up and again over dinner.

Well I can't invite anyone over tonight anyway because the heat is not on and have to call maintenance on Monday. And I would not be upset it's called moving on because I am not interested in changing the time more than once when I am scheduled to see someone. Sounds like she scheduled 2 dates in one day which is beyond stupid to me.

So If I get another text asking can it be 7:30 I will not be leaving this apartment at all

Wait a minute... You do not have any heat? It is nearly winter. What kind of shit hole do you live in?

 

[eagle1462010]

Dude what is wrong with the heater...........Is it electrical, gas, or oil.............Give me the model number and walk you through how to fix it.

 

[Iron Head]

Troll..............................No one could really be this lame.

I don't know. Obviously it has crossed my mind too. But I am starting to think that he is for real.

 

[eagle1462010]

Troll..............................No one could really be this lame.

I don't know. Obviously it has crossed my mind too. But I am starting to think that he is for real.

 

[Iron Head]

If you are going to blow her off (which I think is a big mistake) then you ought to burn your bridges right and put a dead cat in her mailbox with a note saying "I murdered this pussy".

 

[Iron Head]

You know, fbj, I kind of feel like your daddy, a father figure. Sorry about trying to sell you into human slavery, btw.

If you cannot afford to live somewhere with heat in the wintertime do you think that your little financial slavery "fetish" is really such a good thing?

 

[charwin95]

Practice date? Never heard that before. Meaning that you will ask for a date when everything fail...oh well I tried.

 

[charwin95]

So, are you leading this chick on? Using her? Let me guess: you are not attracted to her and, therefore, you are comfortable with her and can try out a few things so you can fake your way through a date with a real fuckpiece?

Good thinking! Now you are using your head!

I am attracted to her but she has a kid so that's not the type of women I normally date.

What do you mean you normally date. Dude. You never dated anyone before.

 

[charwin95]

My little boy is growing up!

hes still the same pretentious & clueless wanker that he's been since arriving here.

Since July10, 2014?

 

[fbj]

Looks like it's a early sign of that happening because I just got a text that her sister was running late and can we meet at 6:30pm instead.

Anymore texts asking me to change the time I will delete her number and take off my clothes and relax for the rest of the day

Well, sure, if she is fucking with you. Or, if she is just running late then attempt to use it as leverage to get your dick into her.

How do I do that?

It will take moves. First, do not act put out and get pouty and brooding. Bitches do not like that. When you get like that they think you are immature. Rather, act like there is nowhere else you would rather be than with her. But, when she apologizes for being late, just smile and say something like, "it's no big deal, but you owe me!", then leave it alone and do not explain. That will plant a seed in the back of her mind that she has a debt to pay.

Now, this will go nowhere if you fuck it up and start acting like a douche bag. During dinner, drop it one more time. Say "You know, I was a little worried that you were not going to make it tonight since you were running late." Make eye contact when you say this ( and anything else).

The idea is to make her feel like she owes you and that you have an expectation of payment, and that you really like her, even if you do not.

Remember, there is nothing magic here, just psychological leverage. You mainly need to make her feel comfortable, make her think that you are really into her (but not in a creepy way), and let her know that you will fuck her. This last point is important. You don't just say it. You have to be subtle. There is no quicker way to be put into the "Friend Zone" than her thinking that you are not much of a cocksman. If you let her know in a subtle manner that you will fuck her then it shows acceptance of her, that you are experienced, and that you expect something of her.

Be subtle. I cannot over emphasize this. Do not just blurt out that you like sex, or some other awkward statement. You should read the vibes. Sometimes you just got to ask them if they want to go over to your place. Touch her hand, shoulder, or back. Do not touch her face, tits or ass. As I said in a prior post, take her dancing. Don't act like a fag on the dance floor, just keep eye contact and handle her body firmly.

Every woman can be seduced. At least you know that this chick fucks since she has a kid. She may be grateful for the opportunity. Just be smooth, keep eye contact, talk sparingly (let her do most of the talking while you maintain eye contact and nod and smile occasionally to simulate interest), and act like she is the most important person in the world in this moment. Mention her tardiness, but do not seem ticked off. Do not mention it more than twice. Once when you pick her up and again over dinner.

Well I can't invite anyone over tonight anyway because the heat is not on and have to call maintenance on Monday. And I would not be upset it's called moving on because I am not interested in changing the time more than once when I am scheduled to see someone. Sounds like she scheduled 2 dates in one day which is beyond stupid to me.

So If I get another text asking can it be 7:30 I will not be leaving this apartment at all

Dude, that is not how a true cocksman thinks. Do not let her fucking around be an annoyance.?liok at it like a challenge.

I have not heard from her yet and it's 6pm. So my back up plan is to go to the corner store and get some can sodas and chips and come back home and watch the game.

 

[fbj]

Looks like it's a early sign of that happening because I just got a text that her sister was running late and can we meet at 6:30pm instead.

Anymore texts asking me to change the time I will delete her number and take off my clothes and relax for the rest of the day

Well, sure, if she is fucking with you. Or, if she is just running late then attempt to use it as leverage to get your dick into her.

How do I do that?

It will take moves. First, do not act put out and get pouty and brooding. Bitches do not like that. When you get like that they think you are immature. Rather, act like there is nowhere else you would rather be than with her. But, when she apologizes for being late, just smile and say something like, "it's no big deal, but you owe me!", then leave it alone and do not explain. That will plant a seed in the back of her mind that she has a debt to pay.

Now, this will go nowhere if you fuck it up and start acting like a douche bag. During dinner, drop it one more time. Say "You know, I was a little worried that you were not going to make it tonight since you were running late." Make eye contact when you say this ( and anything else).

The idea is to make her feel like she owes you and that you have an expectation of payment, and that you really like her, even if you do not.

Remember, there is nothing magic here, just psychological leverage. You mainly need to make her feel comfortable, make her think that you are really into her (but not in a creepy way), and let her know that you will fuck her. This last point is important. You don't just say it. You have to be subtle. There is no quicker way to be put into the "Friend Zone" than her thinking that you are not much of a cocksman. If you let her know in a subtle manner that you will fuck her then it shows acceptance of her, that you are experienced, and that you expect something of her.

Be subtle. I cannot over emphasize this. Do not just blurt out that you like sex, or some other awkward statement. You should read the vibes. Sometimes you just got to ask them if they want to go over to your place. Touch her hand, shoulder, or back. Do not touch her face, tits or ass. As I said in a prior post, take her dancing. Don't act like a fag on the dance floor, just keep eye contact and handle her body firmly.

Every woman can be seduced. At least you know that this chick fucks since she has a kid. She may be grateful for the opportunity. Just be smooth, keep eye contact, talk sparingly (let her do most of the talking while you maintain eye contact and nod and smile occasionally to simulate interest), and act like she is the most important person in the world in this moment. Mention her tardiness, but do not seem ticked off. Do not mention it more than twice. Once when you pick her up and again over dinner.

Well I can't invite anyone over tonight anyway because the heat is not on and have to call maintenance on Monday. And I would not be upset it's called moving on because I am not interested in changing the time more than once when I am scheduled to see someone. Sounds like she scheduled 2 dates in one day which is beyond stupid to me.

So If I get another text asking can it be 7:30 I will not be leaving this apartment at all

Wait a minute... You do not have any heat? It is nearly winter. What kind of shit hole do you live in?

I guess something is wrong with the radiator

 

[fbj]

Dude what is wrong with the heater...........Is it electrical, gas, or oil.............Give me the model number and walk you through how to fix it.

I don't pay for heat so I don't control it. Also space heaters are not allowed to be used in the apt

 

[Iron Head]

Well, sure, if she is fucking with you. Or, if she is just running late then attempt to use it as leverage to get your dick into her.

How do I do that?

It will take moves. First, do not act put out and get pouty and brooding. Bitches do not like that. When you get like that they think you are immature. Rather, act like there is nowhere else you would rather be than with her. But, when she apologizes for being late, just smile and say something like, "it's no big deal, but you owe me!", then leave it alone and do not explain. That will plant a seed in the back of her mind that she has a debt to pay.

Now, this will go nowhere if you fuck it up and start acting like a douche bag. During dinner, drop it one more time. Say "You know, I was a little worried that you were not going to make it tonight since you were running late." Make eye contact when you say this ( and anything else).

The idea is to make her feel like she owes you and that you have an expectation of payment, and that you really like her, even if you do not.

Remember, there is nothing magic here, just psychological leverage. You mainly need to make her feel comfortable, make her think that you are really into her (but not in a creepy way), and let her know that you will fuck her. This last point is important. You don't just say it. You have to be subtle. There is no quicker way to be put into the "Friend Zone" than her thinking that you are not much of a cocksman. If you let her know in a subtle manner that you will fuck her then it shows acceptance of her, that you are experienced, and that you expect something of her.

Be subtle. I cannot over emphasize this. Do not just blurt out that you like sex, or some other awkward statement. You should read the vibes. Sometimes you just got to ask them if they want to go over to your place. Touch her hand, shoulder, or back. Do not touch her face, tits or ass. As I said in a prior post, take her dancing. Don't act like a fag on the dance floor, just keep eye contact and handle her body firmly.

Every woman can be seduced. At least you know that this chick fucks since she has a kid. She may be grateful for the opportunity. Just be smooth, keep eye contact, talk sparingly (let her do most of the talking while you maintain eye contact and nod and smile occasionally to simulate interest), and act like she is the most important person in the world in this moment. Mention her tardiness, but do not seem ticked off. Do not mention it more than twice. Once when you pick her up and again over dinner.

Well I can't invite anyone over tonight anyway because the heat is not on and have to call maintenance on Monday. And I would not be upset it's called moving on because I am not interested in changing the time more than once when I am scheduled to see someone. Sounds like she scheduled 2 dates in one day which is beyond stupid to me.

So If I get another text asking can it be 7:30 I will not be leaving this apartment at all

Dude, that is not how a true cocksman thinks. Do not let her fucking around be an annoyance.?liok at it like a challenge.

I have not heard from her yet and it's 6pm. So my back up plan is to go to the corner store and get some can sodas and chips and come back home and watch the game.

You are such a Renaissance man.

Why not hit you neighborhood dive bar and try to hook up tonight?

 

[fbj]

You know, fbj, I kind of feel like your daddy, a father figure. Sorry about trying to sell you into human slavery, btw.

If you cannot afford to live somewhere with heat in the wintertime do you think that your little financial slavery "fetish" is really such a good thing?

I think they need to come and do something to the radiator.

 

[fbj]

Practice date? Never heard that before. Meaning that you will ask for a date when everything fail...oh well I tried.

Practice Date: "Going out with someone who is not your type"

 

[fbj]

So, are you leading this chick on? Using her? Let me guess: you are not attracted to her and, therefore, you are comfortable with her and can try out a few things so you can fake your way through a date with a real fuckpiece?

Good thinking! Now you are using your head!

I am attracted to her but she has a kid so that's not the type of women I normally date.

What do you mean you normally date. Dude. You never dated anyone before.

I dated women without kids who are reserved

 

[fbj]

How do I do that?

It will take moves. First, do not act put out and get pouty and brooding. Bitches do not like that. When you get like that they think you are immature. Rather, act like there is nowhere else you would rather be than with her. But, when she apologizes for being late, just smile and say something like, "it's no big deal, but you owe me!", then leave it alone and do not explain. That will plant a seed in the back of her mind that she has a debt to pay.

Now, this will go nowhere if you fuck it up and start acting like a douche bag. During dinner, drop it one more time. Say "You know, I was a little worried that you were not going to make it tonight since you were running late." Make eye contact when you say this ( and anything else).

The idea is to make her feel like she owes you and that you have an expectation of payment, and that you really like her, even if you do not.

Remember, there is nothing magic here, just psychological leverage. You mainly need to make her feel comfortable, make her think that you are really into her (but not in a creepy way), and let her know that you will fuck her. This last point is important. You don't just say it. You have to be subtle. There is no quicker way to be put into the "Friend Zone" than her thinking that you are not much of a cocksman. If you let her know in a subtle manner that you will fuck her then it shows acceptance of her, that you are experienced, and that you expect something of her.

Be subtle. I cannot over emphasize this. Do not just blurt out that you like sex, or some other awkward statement. You should read the vibes. Sometimes you just got to ask them if they want to go over to your place. Touch her hand, shoulder, or back. Do not touch her face, tits or ass. As I said in a prior post, take her dancing. Don't act like a fag on the dance floor, just keep eye contact and handle her body firmly.

Every woman can be seduced. At least you know that this chick fucks since she has a kid. She may be grateful for the opportunity. Just be smooth, keep eye contact, talk sparingly (let her do most of the talking while you maintain eye contact and nod and smile occasionally to simulate interest), and act like she is the most important person in the world in this moment. Mention her tardiness, but do not seem ticked off. Do not mention it more than twice. Once when you pick her up and again over dinner.

Well I can't invite anyone over tonight anyway because the heat is not on and have to call maintenance on Monday. And I would not be upset it's called moving on because I am not interested in changing the time more than once when I am scheduled to see someone. Sounds like she scheduled 2 dates in one day which is beyond stupid to me.

So If I get another text asking can it be 7:30 I will not be leaving this apartment at all

Dude, that is not how a true cocksman thinks. Do not let her fucking around be an annoyance.?liok at it like a challenge.

I have not heard from her yet and it's 6pm. So my back up plan is to go to the corner store and get some can sodas and chips and come back home and watch the game.

You are such a Renaissance man.

Why not hit you neighborhood dive bar and try to hook up tonight?

Not into bars

 

[Iron Head]

Hell, I'm home alone this weekend. I plan on hitting the shower and going out for dinner, hang at the restaurant bar watch some football, eat at the bar, have a few drinks, then see if I can get lucky with some tipsy slut who is also hanging out. I get lucky doing this from time to time. If not, then I still have a good time. Granted, this may be too adventurous for you, but my point is that if you sit at home then you are going to have zero chance of meeting anyone. It is not like Halle Barry is going to knock on your door and say "Please fuck me, fbj." You have to expend some effort.

 

[fbj]

Hell, I'm home alone this weekend. I plan on hitting the shower and going out for dinner, hang at the restaurant bar watch some football, eat at the bar, have a few drinks, then see if I can get lucky with some tipsy slut who is also hanging out. I get lucky doing this from time to time. If not, then I still have a good time. Granted, this may be too adventurous for you, but my point is that if you sit at home then you are going to have zero chance of meeting anyone. It is not like Halle Barry is going to knock on your door and say "Please fuck me, fbj." You have to expend some effort.

Well I got a new phone number this morning from plenty of fish so maybe that can turn into a date for next weekend

 

[Dot Com]

If you are going to blow her off (which I think is a big mistake) then you ought to burn your bridges right and put a dead cat in her mailbox with a note saying "I murdered this pussy".

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