I Told Harvard I Was An Undocumented Immigrant. They Gave Me A Full Scholarship.

[Vigilante]

Bet that makes a BUNCH of people PAYING for a Harvard education feel cheated!

The Washington Post's Post Everything ^

When I discovered my status in high school, I was worried I wouldn't be able to attend college at all. After I arrived home from soccer practice, the phone rang. “El Camino,” my mother said as she handed it to me, referring to a nearby community college. I was taking engineering courses there, offered in conjunction with my high school, but the woman from the registrar’s office had a problem: The Social Security number I had provided to receive college credit did not match my name, and if I couldn’t provide a valid number, I’d have to pay almost $2,000 for...

 

[TheOldSchool]

I told Harvard I was an Islamic Jihadist. They just HANDED me a BILLION DOLLARS!!!

It was amazing!

 

[Moonglow]

Hey, I want to try that scam.Even though it's just Harvard, I would prerefer Yale...

 

[Carla_Danger]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

 

[Vigilante]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

Better than John Kerry's "D"!

Hey Carla, you have any selfies of your penis, like your brother Carlos has on the internet?

 

[Moonglow]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

And he still made it to the top, see what money does buy..

 

[Moonglow]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

Better than John Kerry's "D"!

and he became rich and influential.....see what money buys instead of true talent...and we wonder why our leaders are so weak...

 

[Vigilante]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

Better than John Kerry's "D"!

and he became rich and influential.....see what money buys instead of true talent...and we wonder why our leaders are so weak...

Well if your a Kenyan, with a rich Arab backer, and AA in your favor, you to can become president!

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

One of my kid's white classmates listed himself as black on his SAT and he was inundated with significantly more college lit in the mail than his white colleagues who outscored him on their tests.
Another classmate scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT and was passed over by his first college choice while a highspanic classmate with lesser results was accepted to the same school.

 

[SmedlyButler]

Bet that makes a BUNCH of people PAYING for a Harvard education feel cheated!

The Washington Post's Post Everything ^

When I discovered my status in high school, I was worried I wouldn't be able to attend college at all. After I arrived home from soccer practice, the phone rang. “El Camino,” my mother said as she handed it to me, referring to a nearby community college. I was taking engineering courses there, offered in conjunction with my high school, but the woman from the registrar’s office had a problem: The Social Security number I had provided to receive college credit did not match my name, and if I couldn’t provide a valid number, I’d have to pay almost $2,000 for...

Sounds like the American dream doesn't it? Work hard and persevere and the world is your oyster.

 

[TheOldSchool]

One of my kid's white classmates listed himself as black on his SAT and he was inundated with significantly more college lit in the mail than his white colleagues who outscored him on their tests.
Another classmate scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT and was passed over by his first college choice while a highspanic classmate with lesser results was accepted to the same school.

One of my friends kids listed himself as a black albino muslim with a 10 inch dick and that he HATED AMERICA!!!

Universities just tossed degrees at him! Pick a career, seriously ANY career... he's got a Ph.D in EVERY field you can think of!!! He just got back from his 75th visit to the International Space Station for pete's sake!!!

 

[Carla_Danger]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

Better than John Kerry's "D"!

Hey Carla, you have any selfies of your penis, like your brother Carlos has on the internet?

I can't help you with your penis problem, but you do have access to the world wide web. Just let your fingers do the walking...

 

[Carla_Danger]

I just love these feel good stories about people getting ahead!!!

 

[Vigilante]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

Better than John Kerry's "D"!

Hey Carla, you have any selfies of your penis, like your brother Carlos has on the internet?

I can't help you with your penis problem, but you do have access to the world wide web. Just let your fingers do the walking...

Embarrassed of those warts on penis thing.... Carlos had them also!

 

[Carla_Danger]

Poor Sarah Palin..she had to attend several community colleges. I don't know why they don't offer dingbat scholarships. She certainly has her history down.

 

[Carla_Danger]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

Better than John Kerry's "D"!

Hey Carla, you have any selfies of your penis, like your brother Carlos has on the internet?

I can't help you with your penis problem, but you do have access to the world wide web. Just let your fingers do the walking...

Embarrassed of those warts on penis thing.... Carlos had them also!

I heard his pics were impressive.

 

[Vigilante]

I told Harvard my name is George W. Bush, and they made my daddy pay them a bunch of money for me to get a C-.LOL!

Better than John Kerry's "D"!

Hey Carla, you have any selfies of your penis, like your brother Carlos has on the internet?

I can't help you with your penis problem, but you do have access to the world wide web. Just let your fingers do the walking...

Embarrassed of those warts on penis thing.... Carlos had them also!

I heard his pics were impressive.

You should know!

 

[Rikurzhen]

Hey, I want to try that scam.Even though it's just Harvard, I would prerefer Yale...

"I would prerefer Yale"

It's good that you would prefer to go to Yale in that they offer remedial English there, unlike Caltech where you're expected to write in non-experimental form.

 

[Rikurzhen]

Poor Sarah Palin..she had to attend several community colleges. I don't know why they don't offer dingbat scholarships. She certainly has her history down.

Don't knock self-made women. At least she climbed the political ladder by merit rather than riding on her husband's coattails.

Yeah, Independent women using marriage and family relationships to achieve power. Woohoo. That's feminism for you. Go Hillary.

 

[Vigilante]

Bet that makes a BUNCH of people PAYING for a Harvard education feel cheated!

The Washington Post's Post Everything ^

When I discovered my status in high school, I was worried I wouldn't be able to attend college at all. After I arrived home from soccer practice, the phone rang. “El Camino,” my mother said as she handed it to me, referring to a nearby community college. I was taking engineering courses there, offered in conjunction with my high school, but the woman from the registrar’s office had a problem: The Social Security number I had provided to receive college credit did not match my name, and if I couldn’t provide a valid number, I’d have to pay almost $2,000 for...

Sounds like the American dream doesn't it? Work hard and persevere and the world is your oyster.

Of course it doesn't anymore, you leftist pond scum have taken over the education dept. of most colleges!