If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

[DiveCon]

OMG TFF

 

[del]

apples are the tool of the devil; i refuse to participate on religious grounds.

 

[Truthmatters]

I just went and counted and I have 3 green apples and 4 red ones.

I wish these apples were not hypothetical or I would have three more.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

apples are the tool of the devil; i refuse to participate on religious grounds.

separation of fruit and religion? I hear that Ben Franklin was very much a proponent of that principle.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

I just went and counted and I have 3 green apples and 4 red ones.

I wish these apples were not hypothetical or I would have three more.

how may would that be? how much more is three than 3 green & 4 red?

 

[Gunny]

If you're an apple bank and you have five apples, you can lend out 200 apples.

 

[Againsheila]

If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

1. 0
2. 1
3. 2
4. 3
5. 4
6. 5

How dumb are you?

Massively stupid. Just wasted a 1/2 hour of my time and still didn't get the results.

If there are 5 apples, and I take 3 of them, I have THREE apples ya maroon.

Or, in the case of evil Roy Slade, If I have 10 apples and my neighbor takes 3, I have all 10 apples and a dead neighbor.

If I'm driving a bus and 2 people get on at the first stop, then one of them gets off at the second stop and four more get on, then 3 get off at the third stop and 8 get on...The name of the bus driver is SHEILA.

Dang I wish I could have gotten the results of that stupid test.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Massively stupid. Just wasted a 1/2 hour of my time and still didn't get the results.

If there are 5 apples, and I take 3 of them, I have THREE apples ya maroon.

Or, in the case of evil Roy Slade, If I have 10 apples and my neighbor takes 3, I have all 10 apples and a dead neighbor.

If I'm driving a bus and 2 people get on at the first stop, then one of them gets off at the second stop and four more get on, then 3 get off at the third stop and 8 get on...The name of the bus driver is SHEILA.

Dang I wish I could have gotten the results of that stupid test.

"If there are 5 apples, and I take 3 of them, I have THREE apples ya maroon." -AS

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I tried to get the color as close to maroon as I could. How am I doing you moron?

 

[Againsheila]

"If there are 5 apples, and I take 3 of them, I have THREE apples ya maroon." -AS

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I tried to get the color as close to maroon as I could. How am I doing you moron?

You'd be doing great, if you'd gotten the joke. I spelled it maroon on purpose....I don't normally call people names....it's just not me.

 

[Truthmatters]

how may would that be? how much more is three than 3 green & 4 red?

It was a joke!

I had that many apples at my house which was seven total. If I also had the three from your little quiz I would have ten total.

 

[Dis]

Who gives a shit?

Mangos are better.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Who gives a shit?

Mangos are better.

I can make my balls taste like Mangos if that will make you feel any better.

 

[Dis]

I can make my balls taste like Mangos if that will make you feel any better.

Charming as you might be, I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass..

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

...can't fault a guy for trying.

*wink

Charming as you might be, I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass..

 

[DiveCon]

"If there are 5 apples, and I take 3 of them, I have THREE apples ya maroon." -AS

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I tried to get the color as close to maroon as I could. How am I doing you moron?

think bugs bunny "what a maroon"

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

think bugs bunny "what a maroon"

you might appreciate this:

What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!

 

[Dis]

you might appreciate this:

What're you going to do when someone comes along and bruises your apples just out of spite?

 

[DiveCon]

you might appreciate this:

interesting, but i highly doubt that was what she was refering to

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

What're you going to do when someone comes along and bruises your apples just out of spite?

walk away laughing as I tell them they were never my apples to begin with?

 

[Dis]

walk away laughing as I tell them they were never my apples to begin with?

Glory-stealing ass.