If you actually met Buddha

[Muhammed]

Would you kill him?

Buddah? That bastard still owes me 10 bucks from 30 years ago. But I don't think I'd actually kill him over $10. Maybe bust his kneecap with a Louisville Slugger, but not kill him.

$20? Yes I would probably murder him, but it was only a dimebag.

 

[there4eyeM]

The entire story is a joke. It's meant to test whether it is really Buddha. Obviously, he would have the moves to avoid being killed. You would be lucky if he had mercy and didn't put the big hurt on you.
Of course, if you killed some poor itinerant to test if he's supernatural, you might be in trouble.

 

[Likkmee]

Would you kill him?

Never met him. I got drunk one night and tapped what may have been his sister(I'm not a zoologist)

 

[there4eyeM]

Never met him. I got drunk one night and tapped what may have been his sister(I'm not a zoologist)

Sure it wasn't him just wearing a robe? Could be cross dressing!

 

[sparky]

I might tell him to lay off the cheeseburgers........

~S~