Instruction For Our Liberal Pals

[PoliticalChic]

Capitalism: Pros And Cons
July 13th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

Should you be a capitalist? There seems to be a fierce debate raging on whether capitalism is good or bad, and we're here to help you sort it all out with our decades of combined experience with capitalism.

To make it easy, we broke it all down in this handy-dandy list. Here are all the pros and cons of capitalism:

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Pro: You reap the benefits of innovation and efficiency that socialist countries can only dream of
Con: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

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Pro: A standard of living exceeding that of any time in recorded history
Con: Poor people can only afford an iPhone 8

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Pro: Free speech!
Con: Alyssa Milano also gets free speech

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Pro: An abundance of affordable culinary delights even the great Pharaohs of Egypt could never imagine
Con: Pineapple pizza

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Pro: The poor get richer
Con: They get richer at a slower rate than rich people and that's totally not fair

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Pro: Access to all the world's information in the palm of your hands
Con: Sometimes the wifi is a little spotty ...ugh

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Pro: An environment of free expression results in iconic movie franchises
Con: Disney buys them all and runs them into the ground

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Pro: Eating Taco Bell
Con: Digesting Taco Bell

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Pro: A vast library of streaming entertainment to choose from
Con: You will never see any of it because your wife will spend the entire evening trying to choose

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Pro: Liberty
Con: Responsibility

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We think that pretty much covers it! Now go forth, and enjoy your freedom responsibly! And if you don't, don't worry-- the government will take care of you.

Capitalism: Pros And Cons

Should you be a capitalist? There seems to be a fierce debate raging on whether capitalism is good or bad, and we're here to help you sort it all out with our decades of combined experience with capitalism.

babylonbee.com

 

[Tax Man]

You really come up with some stupid sht.

 

[PoliticalChic]

You really come up with some stupid sht.

Why is it that none of you on the Left can post a substantive refutation of the truth that hurts you so mightily?

IQ?

Education?

Deficiency?

Addiction?

 

[Tax Man]

You really come up with some stupid sht.

Why is it that none of you on the Left can post a substantive refutation of the truth that hurts you so mightily?

IQ?

Education?

Deficiency?

Addiction?

What you post only hurts you! I simply wanted to let you know there are people who see what you post and question your ability to be cognizant of reality.

 

[PoliticalChic]

You really come up with some stupid sht.

Why is it that none of you on the Left can post a substantive refutation of the truth that hurts you so mightily?

IQ?

Education?

Deficiency?

Addiction?

What you post only hurts you! I simply wanted to let you know there are people who see what you post and question your ability to be cognizant of reality.

Yet you can find no such example.

You knowledge and skills come in a distant second to a decaf mocha latte.

 

[Tax Man]

You really come up with some stupid sht.

Why is it that none of you on the Left can post a substantive refutation of the truth that hurts you so mightily?

IQ?

Education?

Deficiency?

Addiction?

What you post only hurts you! I simply wanted to let you know there are people who see what you post and question your ability to be cognizant of reality.

Yet you can find no such example.

You knowledge and skills come in a distant second to a decaf mocha latte.

There is no reason to do more than just let you know we are aware of your lies and inferiority.

 

[PoliticalChic]

You really come up with some stupid sht.

Why is it that none of you on the Left can post a substantive refutation of the truth that hurts you so mightily?

IQ?

Education?

Deficiency?

Addiction?

What you post only hurts you! I simply wanted to let you know there are people who see what you post and question your ability to be cognizant of reality.

Yet you can find no such example.

You knowledge and skills come in a distant second to a decaf mocha latte.

There is no reason to do more than just let you know we are aware of your lies and inferiority.

Yet you can find no examples of such.

Your post became a boomerang.

 

[Tax Man]

You really come up with some stupid sht.

Why is it that none of you on the Left can post a substantive refutation of the truth that hurts you so mightily?

IQ?

Education?

Deficiency?

Addiction?

What you post only hurts you! I simply wanted to let you know there are people who see what you post and question your ability to be cognizant of reality.

Yet you can find no such example.

You knowledge and skills come in a distant second to a decaf mocha latte.

There is no reason to do more than just let you know we are aware of your lies and inferiority.

Yet you can find no examples of such.

Your post became a boomerang.

Accuse others of that for which you are guilty of. The boomerang just cut your head OFF.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Chic, don't waste time and posts replying to a Leftist member of Antifa.
Go from the presence of a foolish man. - The Bible
Answer not a fool according to his folly lest thou be like unto him. - The Bible

Brandolini's Law

It takes an order of magnitude more effort to refute bullshit than it took to produce it.

I just added that individual to my lengthy list of Leftists on my Ignore List for the reasons shown above. If what you and I say were remotely as stupid as they swear, they would not want to read it, but they cannot stop. I can and I do stop reading theirs.

 

[Tax Man]

Chic, don't waste time and posts replying to a Leftist member of Antifa.
Go from the presence of a foolish man. - The Bible
Answer not a fool according to his folly lest thou be like unto him. - The Bible

Brandolini's Law

It takes an order of magnitude more effort to refute bullshit than it took to produce it.

I just added that individual to my lengthy list of Leftists on my Ignore List for the reasons shown above. If what you and I say were remotely as stupid as they swear, they would not want to read it, but they cannot stop. I can and I do stop reading theirs.

It is fun seeing how low you guys go. The laughs aren't bad either.