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That awkward moment when the socialists show up to subordinate religion.I thought Jesus was the son of God..
He's also god. He fathered himself by raping an unmarried virgin, dead beat dad dumped her when she got pregnant, an itinerant carpenter raised the kid (who is also god), then, some 30-ish years later, came back and had Jesus (who is also god) tortured and killed but for only three days.
And that's how we got chocolate easter eggs.
Interestingly, the christian myth is pretty much the same as other, earlier myths, all of which are The One True God.
Question for the OP - If god is a god, why does he need illiterate sheep herders to flog his rules and regulations, most of which just say, one your knees bub or burn in hell hell forever?
Seriously, as I wrote, the bible and the beliefs, rites, rituals, etc are very much like other religions. Why did the bible's authors copy those?
Hint: Ask the catholics.