Ringo
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A sign of growing up is when in the "Three Musketeers" you start rooting for Richelieu - a statesman who was hindered by four alcoholics, three prostitutes and a degenerate in a crown.
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This is a really bad one, that's what makes it so good. How do you get a nun pregnant ? Dress her up like an altar boy. ( It's a joke, not meant to offend anyone. ) If you're that serious that you can't take jokes, you shouldn't be on here. Most of what is posted is a joke, and not a good one.A sign of growing up is when in the "Three Musketeers" you start rooting for Richelieu - a statesman who was hindered by four alcoholics, three prostitutes and a degenerate in a crown.
This is a really bad one, that's what makes it so good. How do you get a nun pregnant ? Dress her up like an altar boy. ( It's a joke, not meant to offend anyone. ) If you're that serious that you can't take jokes, you shouldn't be on here. Most of what is posted is a joke, and not a good one.
Heard this one from a dear friend who happens to be Southern Baptist...
Q: How do you prevent your Southern Baptist friend from drinking all of your beer?
A:.Invite two of them.
That's not a good joke.Here is the sickest, most offensive, most horrific, most disgusting joke I know of.......
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Did you hear about the new gay sitcom ? It's called, " Leave it, it's beaver. ".An old man came to the Catholic church to confess. He climbed into the booth and through the partition informs the priest: - Holy Father, I want to confess what happened to me last night.
- Yes, my son.
- You see, Father, I am 83 years old, and yesterday I spent a stormy night with two 19-year-old twin girls. With each 2 times.
-Oh yes, this is, of course, a big sin. Tell me, have you ever come to me to confess before?
- No, Father. I've never confessed at all. I am a Jew and have never gone to church.
"Then why are you telling me all this?"
- I'm telling this to everyone !
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Religious porn actresses turn the other cheek at the end of filming.
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- I think If Judas, betraying Jesus, knew how much money the church would receive thanks to his actions, he would not have asked for 30 pieces of silver, but a percentage of sales.
- And why do you think he did hang himself ? Because the whole of Judea laughed at this shlimazl!
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Sunday girl school at the Catholic Church.
The elderly abbess talks to the graduates about what they are going to do next.
- Vera, where are you going?
- Nowhere, I will stay here, I will serve God in the monastery.
- Well, the Lord will be very glad. And you, Jane?
- I, Mother, will go to the sisters of mercy, I will comfort the sick and the suffering.
- And God will be pleased with you. And what will Mary say?
- I'll just be a faithful wife and a loving mother.
"Well, that's commendable, too. What about you, Linda?
- And I'll be a prostitute.
"What's that?" Repeat what you said!
- - A pro-sti-tute!
- Oh, thank God! At first I thought I heard "Protestant"...
That's not a good joke.
Well then, as jokes go, trump was the worst joke ever. Like all evil men, his misdeeds will live long after him.I didn't say it was.