Baron Von Murderpaws
Diamond Member
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
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You know a lot of jokes, I didn't even get through them all today but I'll be back they're good ones. Hope you didn't tell theseGuy: " Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant. We always use protection, so how is it possible?"
Doctor: "Let me tell you a story. There was this hunter once who always carried a gun whenever he went. One day he took out his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion, and it died!
Guy: "Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion!
Doctor:" Good! You understood the story!
Next patient please!"
Thanks again, this place can always use the laughter. I tried to limit my time as much as possible, the sadness and despair are too apparent.New Year's resolutions:
2015: Lose 10lb.
2016: Lose 12lb.
2017: Lose 15lb.
2018: Lose 17lb.
2019: Lose 20lb
2020: To fight against the standards of beauty imposed by this evil materialistic and oppressive society!