Just don't see how a guy can date a UGLY WOMAN only because she takes good care of him

[ChrisL]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

Bro you have got to stop with these kind of posts. Anyway there are very few women who I'd call 'monsters' and they all have some kind of genetic disorder. Anyway I could do it in a heartbeat I'd love a sugar momma

Monster is SLANG for Ugly

When you get around 60, they is all ugly that are your age..sooo, get used to it.....

i like older women a lot

Older women? You mean grandmothers?

 

[ChrisL]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

Bro you have got to stop with these kind of posts. Anyway there are very few women who I'd call 'monsters' and they all have some kind of genetic disorder. Anyway I could do it in a heartbeat I'd love a sugar momma

Monster is SLANG for Ugly

When you get around 60, they is all ugly that are your age..sooo, get used to it.....

i like older women a lot

My grammy is single. She's in her 80s . . . is that okay?

 

[Liffy]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

Bro you have got to stop with these kind of posts. Anyway there are very few women who I'd call 'monsters' and they all have some kind of genetic disorder. Anyway I could do it in a heartbeat I'd love a sugar momma

Monster is SLANG for Ugly

When you get around 60, they is all ugly that are your age..sooo, get used to it.....

i like older women a lot

My grammy is single. She's in her 80s . . . is that okay?

i can get verbally intimate with an 80 year old in fact is love to. But a physical attraction is highly unlikely. But I've seen some hot 60 year olds who I can get sexually intimate with

 

[ChrisL]

Bro you have got to stop with these kind of posts. Anyway there are very few women who I'd call 'monsters' and they all have some kind of genetic disorder. Anyway I could do it in a heartbeat I'd love a sugar momma

Monster is SLANG for Ugly

When you get around 60, they is all ugly that are your age..sooo, get used to it.....

i like older women a lot

My grammy is single. She's in her 80s . . . is that okay?

i can get verbally intimate with an 80 year old in fact is love to. But a physical attraction is highly unlikely. But I've seen some hot 60 year olds who I can get sexually intimate with

Lol!

 

[Sarah G]

Bro you have got to stop with these kind of posts. Anyway there are very few women who I'd call 'monsters' and they all have some kind of genetic disorder. Anyway I could do it in a heartbeat I'd love a sugar momma

Monster is SLANG for Ugly

When you get around 60, they is all ugly that are your age..sooo, get used to it.....

i like older women a lot

My grammy is single. She's in her 80s . . . is that okay?

i can get verbally intimate with an 80 year old in fact is love to. But a physical attraction is highly unlikely. But I've seen some hot 60 year olds who I can get sexually intimate with

How old are you and how do you know you can be verbally intimate with an 80 year old? Are you telling us you have done this before?

 

[Wake]

Beauty's only skin deep.

That woman being judged as ugly may have a beautiful personality, and that attractive woman over there may be a real monster.

 

[fbj]

Beauty's only skin deep.

That woman being judged as ugly may have a beautiful personality, and that attractive woman over there may be a real monster.

I cannot be intimate with a MONSTER

 

[dblack]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

That's too bad. Apparently, no one has ever taken care of you.

 

[fbj]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

That's too bad. Apparently, no one has ever taken care of you.

I rather beat my dick than make out in my apt with a MONSTER

 

[dblack]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

That's too bad. Apparently, no one has ever taken care of you.

I rather beat my dick than make out in my apt with a MONSTER

Go for it!

 

[fbj]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

That's too bad. Apparently, no one has ever taken care of you.

I rather beat my dick than make out in my apt with a MONSTER

Go for it!

It's too early

 

[edthecynic]

I rather be alone and masturbate than to make out with a MONSTER. I have 5 friends who gave up and moved in with a ugly women because she has a 6 figure salary and a nice house which would mean nothing to me because I would throw up having sex with a ugly women.

Nothing is accomplised when you date a ugly woman.............NUTIN AT ALL LOL

LYRICS: (Hey, yeah. C'mon.)

Backup:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Jimmy & Backup:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Jimmy:
A pretty woman makes her husband look small.
And very often causes his downfall. (Hey!)
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ug-a-ly woman cooks your meals on time,
An she'll always give you peace of mind.

Jimmy & Backup:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Instrumental break with vocalizations.

Jimmy:
Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway. (Hey!)
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match,
Take it from me, she's a better catch.

Jimmy & Backup:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Man #1: Say, man.
Man #2: Say, baby.
Man #1: I saw your wife the other day.jMan #2: Yeah?
Man #1: Yeah, and she's UGLEEE!
Man #2: Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby.
Man #1: Yeah, alright.

Jimmy & Backup:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Jimmy & (Backup):
(If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Never make a pretty woman your wife.)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah yeah-yeah.
(So from my personal point of view,)
(Get an ugly girl to marry you.)

(If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Never make a pretty woman your wife.)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(So from my personal point of view,)
(Get an ugly girl to marry you.)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fade.
(If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Never make a pretty woman your wife.)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(So from my personal point of view...)