Kissing....... (Making Out)

[BluePhantom]

.... awesome or overrated?

Awesome....I need to make out with Trinity more often

 

[Katzndogz]

Most people do not know how to kiss. Old people kissing is disgusting no matter who the old person is kissing.

 

[Muhammed]

Yeah -- pheromones.

I'll take it. I figure it's at least as "safe" as food. And in the event it isn't ...... what a way to go.

You'd be safer licking the bottom of someone's foot!

I'd get a lot less out of it though.

Well, maybe they stepped in gum or something. Watermelon flavored.

Ewww. I hate watermelon.

Wouldn't matter; you could walk in rice pudding festooned with raspberries and cashews -- I ain't lickin' it.

How 'bout the earlobes?

Watermelon gum is the best! I'll step in some later and let you taste.

I lost my virginity to a girl who always wore watermelon flavored lip gloss. Just the smell of watermelon still turns me on.

 

[BluePhantom]

You know what's gross? Those disgusting sounds some people make when they are kissing. Yuck! And some people look like their eating each other's faces off. I have to say that I'm not a big fan of kissing. There are other disgusting things that are much more fun and satisfying things you could be doing.

Well actually if you want to talk about gross stuff let's break it down. Here's what I don't understand. Why do people make such a big deal about double dipping a chip when they have no problem sticking their tongue in just about every orifice of a member of the opposite sex. There's Staphylococcus aureus in everyone's mouth and if you are into other areas of the body you are dealing with e. Coli, shigella...hell you name it. Oh yeah...people have no problem slurping that up but don't you dare double dip a chip.

 

[BluePhantom]

You'd be safer licking the bottom of someone's foot!

I'd get a lot less out of it though.

Well, maybe they stepped in gum or something. Watermelon flavored.

Ewww. I hate watermelon.

Wouldn't matter; you could walk in rice pudding festooned with raspberries and cashews -- I ain't lickin' it.

How 'bout the earlobes?

Watermelon gum is the best! I'll step in some later and let you taste.

I lost my virginity to a girl who always wore watermelon flavored lip gloss. Just the smell of watermelon still turns me on.

Watermelon, coconut...it's always tropical. SIGH....bad girls always smell SOOOOOO good!

 

[Bonzi]

Ooooooooh..... going to the library.... female librarian asks... can I find you a reference book?
Oh you want to check out the "Kama Sutra"?
How about a demonstration in the "Reading Room"...

Happens all the time....

Are you a female librarian?

Do you want me to be??

 

[defcon4]

Do you want me to be??

Absolutely! I need to catch up on my readings anyway… uh..uhm...

 

[BluePhantom]

Ooooooooh..... going to the library.... female librarian asks... can I find you a reference book?
Oh you want to check out the "Kama Sutra"?
How about a demonstration in the "Reading Room"...

Happens all the time....

Are you a female librarian?

Do you want me to be??

WOOOHOOOOOO ROLE PLAY!!!!

 

[Muhammed]

ChrisL, what you think it is does not matter. I say that nicely.

It's my life.

But if I would invite TWO women into a room it would be you and Bonzi, then I would lock you in from the outside. You two could discover a whole new world maybe.

Whatever that's supposed to mean. Getting annoyed perhaps?

Why? But you sound as if you are. Don't be.

I mean, it's kind of weird. You don't trust yourself? You don't trust other women? What is it?

In some strict religious societies (eg. Mennonite, Wahabbi) it is forbidden for an unmarried, unrelated man and woman to be alone together. Perhaps he's Amish.

 

[JakeStarkey]

"Shush," she says putting her finger to his lips.

 

[BluePhantom]

Hey TrinityPower ...we have never done the librarian thing. Can we, can we, huh? huh? Can we?

 

[BluePhantom]

"Shush," she says putting her finger to his lips.

Oh are we all going to sext for them?

 

[TrinityPower]

You know what's gross? Those disgusting sounds some people make when they are kissing. Yuck! And some people look like their eating each other's faces off. I have to say that I'm not a big fan of kissing. There are other disgusting things that are much more fun and satisfying things you could be doing.

Well actually if you want to talk about gross stuff let's break it down. Here's what I don't understand. Why do people make such a big deal about double dipping a chip when they have no problem sticking their tongue in just about every orifice of a member of the opposite sex. There's Staphylococcus aureus in everyone's mouth and if you are into other areas of the body you are dealing with e. Coli, shigella...hell you name it. Oh yeah...people have no problem slurping that up but don't you dare double dip a chip.

Well that is something to keep in mind when that moment is right and Cialis was taken

 

[defcon4]

Well that is something to keep in mind when that moment is right and Cialis was taken

Are you serious about Blue has to take Cialis? Come on, I thought you were a real bebe in high heels..

 

[BluePhantom]

Well that is something to keep in mind when that moment is right and Cialis was taken

Are you serious about Blue has to take Cialis? Come on, I thought you were a real bebe in high heels..

Not needed just yet but I am 44. There are probably more days without little blue pills behind me than ahead of me.

 

[TrinityPower]

Well that is something to keep in mind when that moment is right and Cialis was taken

Are you serious about Blue has to take Cialis? Come on, I thought you were a real bebe in high heels..

No! The commercial just came to mind when I read what he said about the e-coli and shigella etc. I used to work in the medical field and it isn't something that would create a ambiance of rose petals on the bed and apparently watermelon lip gloss lol I think if a man were to take that he still would not be in the mood were he to imagine those type of things lol

 

[TrinityPower]

I think if more people actually thought about those type of things before going home with a stranger it may go a long way...or not as the case may be lol

 

[TrinityPower]

.... awesome or overrated?

Depends on the feelings for the other person. Many reasons it could be awesome or overrated. Some prefer to have the preamble read before enacting the constitution, others feel that a warning of "brace yourself" is all one needs lol Kind of the difference of having a sandwich for dinner or a sit down dinner lol

 

[TrinityPower]

Hey TrinityPower ...we have never done the librarian thing. Can we, can we, huh? huh? Can we?

Get over in the corner and read a book. You are in time out!

 

[BluePhantom]

Hey TrinityPower ...we have never done the librarian thing. Can we, can we, huh? huh? Can we?

Get over in the corner and read a book. You are in time out!

OH!!! Pulling out the whips too. Ok i had better make sure my response is appropriate. AHEM...."YES MA'AM!"