List of items you'd require for surviving doomsday?

[RWNJ]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

 

[TNHarley]

My guns, my sword, my knives, my chickens, books and my family
and maybe my wife

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Electricity, cellphone, internet, car......

 

[Ringel05]

 

[RWNJ]

Electricity, cellphone, internet, car......

Well, you shit outta luck then. There won't be none of that crap after doomsday. You might want to think about lowering your standards a bit.

 

[TNHarley]

Electricity, cellphone, internet, car......

Small list. So all you need is a generator, a satellite, an oil refinery and AT&T

 

[RWNJ]

Not a bad idea. You could make a decent shelter from that. Might be a bit cramped, but it would do.

 

[mdk]

Nothing. My faith in Flying Spaghetti M-nster is all I’ll need.

 

[TNHarley]

Not a bad idea. You could make a decent shelter from that. Might be a bit cramped, but it would do.

We know you wont need a big shelter since you wont have any friends.

 

[Auld Phart]

K-Bar

500' paracord

 

[Syriusly]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

Fascinating- how will those protect you from nuclear war?

I figured you would be telling us how your faith in Jesus would be enough.

 

[harmonica]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

 

[Auld Phart]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

-need TP

Not really

use leaves

unless they look like this:

 

[harmonica]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

-need TP

Not really

use leaves

unless they look like this:

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have fun with that !!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhahahaha

 

[RWNJ]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

-need TP

Not really

use leaves

unless they look like this:

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[RWNJ]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

you'll get a lot of anal problems without toilet paper --need TP

-need TP

Not really

use leaves

unless they look like this:

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Real men use pine-cones. Not at all comfortable, but they're everywhere and they get the job done.

 

[harmonica]

I always keep 6 months of TP stocked

 

[toobfreak]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

A good fire starter.

 

[RWNJ]

I don't know about you citified folks, but all I'd need is a good knife and some duct tape. Maybe some fishing line and some hooks for when I'm feeling lazy. How about you? What do you think you'd need to survive?

A good fire starter.

Don't need one. You can make a bow drill.

 

[toobfreak]

Not a bad idea. You could make a decent shelter from that. Might be a bit cramped, but it would do.

No, I think he was saying that when the power goes out and it becomes survival of the fittest, he plans to just curl up and die.