Matt Lauer debate questions for Crooked Hillary

[basquebromance]

what perfume are you wearing?

 

[Auld Phart]

How much did you pay for that lovely outfit?

 

[Norman]

By which means can you be so accepting, tolerant, forgiving, all-inclusive, unlike misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic, racist TRUMP?

 

[basquebromance]

WOULD YOU LIKE A STOOL?

 

[Katzndogz]

Then Lauer will be sure to help Hilly try to needle Trump as much as possible. But, it's hilly that can't appear in public and answer questions.

Trump could say 'Glad you could make the press conference" and watch hilly run away screaming for Huma to change her diaper.

 

[leftwinger]

Why does ~10% of annual budget go to federal pensions?

Follow up: why don't they have 401K, SS like working man?

 

[basquebromance]

Secretary Clinton, I wrote you a song. Would you mind if I read it?

Broken this fragile thing now
And I can't, I can't pick up the pieces
And I've thrown my words all around
But I can't, I can't give you a reason

I feel so broken up
And I give up
I just want to tell you so you know

Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go, there's just no one that gets me like you do
You are my only, my only one

Made my mistakes, let you down
And I can't, I can't hold on for too long
Ran my whole life in the ground
And I can't, I can't get up when you're gone

And something's breaking up
I feel like giving up
I won't walk out until you know

Here I go so dishonestly
Leave a note for you my only one
And I know you can see right through me
So let me go and you will find someone

You are my only, my only one

 

[basquebromance]

How much are you paying me again for access to the questions before the debate?

 

[Norman]

It will be comical as Hillary starts reading her answers off a teleprompter.

 

[Grandma]

Secretary Clinton, I wrote you a song. Would you mind if I read it?

Broken this fragile thing now
And I can't, I can't pick up the pieces
And I've thrown my words all around
But I can't, I can't give you a reason

I feel so broken up
And I give up
I just want to tell you so you know

Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go, there's just no one that gets me like you do
You are my only, my only one

Made my mistakes, let you down
And I can't, I can't hold on for too long
Ran my whole life in the ground
And I can't, I can't get up when you're gone

And something's breaking up
I feel like giving up
I won't walk out until you know

Here I go so dishonestly
Leave a note for you my only one
And I know you can see right through me
So let me go and you will find someone

You are my only, my only one

Did you actually write that, or is it plagiarized?

 

[Grandma]

It will be comical when Hillary starts reading her answers off a teleprompter.

Actually, teleprompters won't be allowed.

Hillary can speak without one.

Trump goes off the rails and babbles without one.

I bet he gets the debates an Oscar for Best Comedy.

 

[basquebromance]

THAT'S A YELLOWCARD SONG. TAKE YOUR ALZHEIMERS PILLS, GRANDMA!

 

[Grandma]

THAT'S A YELLOWCARD SONG. TAKE YOUR ALZHEIMERS PILLS, GRANDMA!

So you didn't write it though you said that you did.

You plagiarized it.

 

[Ozone]

answer the question, hillary, don't wait for the translation, just answer the question; do you wet the bed?

 

[basquebromance]

do you like to dominate or do you like to be dominated?!

 

[easyt65]

WOULD YOU LIKE A STOOL?

Maybe a comfy pillow?

 

[basquebromance]

 

[basquebromance]

the debates are gonna be fun!

 

[Flopper]

Then Lauer will be sure to help Hilly try to needle Trump as much as possible. But, it's hilly that can't appear in public and answer questions.

Trump could say 'Glad you could make the press conference" and watch hilly run away screaming for Huma to change her diaper.

Matt Lauer has links to both Clinton and Trump. Possibly this will keep the debate from becoming a screaming match. With Hillary a seasoned debater and Trump a seasoned brawler, it should be interesting.

 

[B. Kidd]

Lauers 1st question will be, "What did you have for breakfast?".

Hillary will sputter, choke, and cough up a hairball!