Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At

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Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At
Media·Sep 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — In the wake of yet another assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the media sought to assure Americans that the real threat isn't the side doing the shooting.

"The people getting shot at and murdered, they are the real threats," explained CNN correspondent Dana Bash. "Every time you see another attempt to kill a Republican, remember that Democrats are the party of peace and tolerance."

The media also condemned Republicans for using such harsh rhetoric and causing people to try to murder them. "We hereby call on the people getting shot at to stop being mean," Bash went on to say. "I hope if Republicans manage to escape the guy shooting an AK-47, they will consider how hurtful their words can be. It is time the people with bullets whizzing over their heads tone things down."

At publishing time, members of the American media had reiterated that calling Republicans "fascist dictators who must be stopped by any means necessary" was the true message of love and unity.

 

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They are conducting classic psyops against the USA, telling one half exactly what they want to hear, and the other half that they are solely responsible for the other half and all of its violence! The media apparatus of the fascists must be eliminated, ruthlessly targeted, they think selves untouchable, they are not untouchable!