Noah's Ark with two of EVERY animal

[alang1216]

Darwin before he discovered he was a gay transgender.

Another post involving perversion. I'm sensing an area of interest of yours.

 

[Indeependent]

Another post involving perversion. I'm sensing an area of interest of yours.

You’re a Liberal; it goes without saying.

 

[Indeependent]

And you're assuming his "prophets" were telling the truth.

I'm one of His prophets, you should listen to me more.

I presume you are not aware of the qualifications of being accepted as a prophet.

 

[Faun]

In the Bible, Genesis 6:9 - 9:17 it says:

"And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

So, they put two of every species on the ark.

Like sharks, fish, jellyfish....

How on EARTH did fish, and jellyfish and sharks survive on the ark for 40 days and 40 nights?

It cracks me up that people can read that nonsense in the Bible and believe it.

 

[alang1216]

You’re a Liberal; it goes without saying.

You're a conservative so I guess your obsession with perversion goes without saying.

 

[Indeependent]

You're a conservative so I guess your obsession with perversion goes without saying.

Since you believe that humans are advanced animals you accept anything human do.
Ad hominems don’t change facts.

 

[Indeependent]

It cracks me up that people can read that nonsense in the Bible and believe it.

As though you ever read a word.

 

[Faun]

As though you ever read a word.

How would I know it's nonsense had I never read it?

Are you ever not a moron?

Ever??

 

[Indeependent]

How would I know it's nonsense had I never read it?

Are you ever not a moron?

Ever??

I admire the fact that you admit you came from 33 generations of morons.
I’m not surprised that anyone as arrogant as yourself has family that live in Tel Aviv, the Global Capital of Drugs and Prostitution.
Are they as arrogant as yourself?

 

[Indeependent]

How would I know it's nonsense had I never read it?

Are you ever not a moron?

Ever??

I guess you missed the fact that your fellow LibTards here all state that the Bible is filled with nonsense in the same post as they state they never read a word of it.

 

[Woodznutz]

It cracks me up that people can read that nonsense in the Bible and believe it.

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

 

[Woodznutz]

I admire the fact that you admit you came from 33 generations of morons.
I’m not surprised that anyone as arrogant as yourself has family that live in Tel Aviv, the Global Capital of Drugs and Prostitution.
Are they as arrogant as yourself?

And scams. Don't forget scams.

 

[Faun]

I guess you missed the fact that your fellow LibTards here all state that the Bible is filled with nonsense in the same post as they state they never read a word of it.

Which has nothing to do with me.

You believe the story of Noah happened as the Bible states?

 

[Indeependent]

And scams. Don't forget scams.

I actually know some Jewish guys as arrogant as Faun who have ‘positioned” themselves dozens of times to scam people.

 

[Indeependent]

Which has nothing to do with me.

You believe the story of Noah happened as the Bible states?

It has everything to do with you.
Shall we analyze the verses together and perhaps you’ll learn what God eventually does to arrogant people?

 

[Faun]

It has everything to do with you.
Shall we analyze the verses together and perhaps you’ll learn what God eventually does to arrogant people?

Do you believe the story of Noah just as the Bible states?

 

[Meriweather]

It cracks me up that people can read that nonsense in the Bible and believe it.

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

Today, we have more knowledge of the planet than those who recorded events of their own time. Shouldn't a portion of our own "great" knowledge allow us to picture their world as they did? If not, then those who claim greater knowledge are proving themselves to be the greater idiots.

An in depth study of the Biblical account of a great flood provides us wisdom to ponder.

Most of what you are snickering over are because of the poor translations of the Hebrew to modern English. And you don't even understand that much.

 

[Meriweather]

Do you believe the story of Noah just as the Bible states?

Do you mean as the Hebrew states, or as the English states?

 

[Indeependent]

Do you believe the story of Noah just as the Bible states?

Yes.
I would have thought you know enough Hebrew to analyze the verses with me.
By the way, the story begins in the prior chapter.

 

[Indeependent]

Do you mean as the Hebrew states, or as the English states?

Faun is simply looking for a way to post an ad hominem.