Noah's Ark with two of EVERY animal

[Colin norris]

In the Bible, Genesis 6:9 - 9:17 it says:

"And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

So, they put two of every species on the ark.

Like sharks, fish, jellyfish....

How on EARTH did fish, and jellyfish and sharks survive on the ark for 40 days and 40 nights?

Well in fact it never happened.
God told him to built a boat 150 yards long, cut the timber etc and he had one week to do it all. He had to get all the animals there simultaneously. How did he get all the kangaroos from Australia there in that time then get them back after the flood?

They are very simple questions and exactly where the bible makes a complete idiot if itself. That includes any idiot who believes it. It simply did not happen.

 

[surada]

Well in fact it never happened.
God told him to built a boat 150 yards long, cut the timber etc and he had one week to do it all. He had to get all the animals there simultaneously. How did he get all the kangaroos from Australia there in that time then get them back after the flood?

They are very simple questions and exactly where the bible makes a complete idiot if itself. That includes any idiot who believes it. It simply did not happen.

In the story Noah worked for years and years to build the Ark.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

You have to study it to understand it. Of course God has to grant you the understanding through the Holy Spirit. Without it the bible is foolishness to you.

This fails as an appeal to authority fallacy.

Such sophistry is the only thing foolish.

 

[Leo123]

The Black Sea flood was very slow moving. The water rose so slowly that people had plenty of time to move families, livestock and tools to higher ground.

Which is probably why Noah had time to build his Ark.

 

[surada]

I can hear the drums and cymbals from here.

Yeah, why would you put fish and things that live in the water on a boat to protect them from the water that they already live in?

I'm sure some religious person has the answer to this riddle.....

Some fish live in fresh water, others live in salt water.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

I don't have a 'theory', I have the texts themselves.

You have a myth – both untrue and unoriginal, a misappropriation of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

 

[Colin norris]

In the story Noah worked for years and years to build the Ark.

Not according to the old testament. 1 week only.

 

[surada]

Not according to the old testament. 1 week only.

Genesis 6:3 says 120 years. How Long Did It Take for Noah to Build the Ark?

 

[Colin norris]

Genesis 6:3 says 120 years. How Long Did It Take for Noah to Build the Ark?

That only proves how fucked up the bible is.
Silly old Noah supposedly live till 600 yo.

In clearly says in the old testament 1 week. Who cares. It never happened.

 

[frigidweirdo]

You have to study it to understand it. Of course God has to grant you the understanding through the Holy Spirit. Without it the bible is foolishness to you.

Oh yeah, even better. You can only understand it if someone's given you the ability to simply say you've been given the ability by someone mystical thing in the sky.

The Bible is FOOLISH with or without your made up stuff, because it's so CONTRADICTORY it's hilarious.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Some fish live in fresh water, others live in salt water.

So?

 

[frigidweirdo]

Nope. I don't think we should change scripture. Let it stand as it is. Don't change Hosea or Isiah or Ezekiel. Don't take verses out of context. Don't give Revelation a new time line or change the audience.

Don't change the massive inconsistencies, just tell people they're idiots for not "understanding it".....

 

[DudleySmith]

Don't change the massive inconsistencies, just tell people they're idiots for not "understanding it".....

Yes. The truth is always best.

 

[Feeding Crows]

In the Bible, Genesis 6:9 - 9:17 it says:

"And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

So, they put two of every species on the ark.

Like sharks, fish, jellyfish....

How on EARTH did fish, and jellyfish and sharks survive on the ark for 40 days and 40 nights

Well in fact it never happened.
God told him to built a boat 150 yards long, cut the timber etc and he had one week to do it all. He had to get all the animals there simultaneously. How did he get all the kangaroos from Australia there in that time then get them back after the flood?

They are very simple questions and exactly where the bible makes a complete idiot if itself. That includes any idiot who believes it. It simply did not happen.

Kangaroos hop really fast. And can hop on water.

 

[Feeding Crows]

There's only one explanation for the many flood stories around the world. And "god" is not involved. It's ET's. This is true.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Do you want to hear the worst debunking story ever about the Navy UFO videos? This is worse than "swamp gas" in the 1960's... I really want to mess with this idiot...

 

[Feeding Crows]

Here's what the government has to say about that...

https://www.dni.gov/files/ODNI/documents/assessments/Prelimary-Assessment-UAP-20210625.pdf

What an idiot... He should debunk his own penis.

 

[Feeding Crows]

And you can't listen to the Bible. You must read earlier texts, like the Epic of Gilgamesh that parts of the Bible are plagiarizing. Not to mention even earlier Sumerian texts like Atra.Hasis and Enuma.Elish.

 

[Feeding Crows]

The OT is totally plagiarized from those texts that were written 2000 years before.

 

[.oldschool]