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Noah's Ark with two of EVERY animal
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Feeding Crows
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EN.KI rules! He is my God!
This is the Brotherhood of the Snake. And became Freemasonry, but it is wrong now.
This is the Brotherhood of the Snake. And became Freemasonry, but it is wrong now.
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EN.KI is our savior. EN.LIL is the one who wants to kill us all. But the OT used the tales of EN.LIL to call "God", and used EN.KI to call "Lord". That's why the OT is so schizophrenic about the higher being. "God" is EN.LIL who wants to kill us, and "Lord" is EN.KI who wants to save us.
So think about that for a bit. We worship the "god" that wants to kill us...
So think about that for a bit. We worship the "god" that wants to kill us...
Feeding Crows
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EN.KI is the dude!!!!
Feeding Crows
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The question is, is EN.KI a true "god" or an ET?
Feeding Crows
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Ancient Alien Theorists say... He was an ET! 
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To my knowledge I'm the only one who believes the flood came in from the sea.Canaan is hill country. Some guy claimed the flood water came in as ocean tides.If that was true, the Ark would have turned over on it's side. See why you don't change scripture?
And no, the ark wouldn't have turned over on its side. That the ark was "lifted up" (not 'swept away') reveals slow moving water. Have you never seen a mostly intact house being carried away by a slow moving flood on the news?The ark was carried north, away from the sea, and deposited in the foothills of the mountains of Ararat, not the hill country of Canaan.
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Noah had 120 years to build the ark. It would have required thousands of skilled workers, and materials from all over the region. It was probably built in the area of Baghdad. The ark was a large three story 'boxlike' building, not a 'boat'. God brought the animals, of his choosing, to the ark.Well in fact it never happened.
God told him to built a boat 150 yards long, cut the timber etc and he had one week to do it all. He had to get all the animals there simultaneously. How did he get all the kangaroos from Australia there in that time then get them back after the flood?
They are very simple questions and exactly where the bible makes a complete idiot if itself. That includes any idiot who believes it. It simply did not happen.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.This fails as an appeal to authority fallacy.
Such sophistry is the only thing foolish.
Woodznutz
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You mean according to Colin norris don't you?Not according to the old testament. 1 week only.
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I'm sorry that you are unable to understand it.Oh yeah, even better. You can only understand it if someone's given you the ability to simply say you've been given the ability by someone mystical thing in the sky.
The Bible is FOOLISH with or without your made up stuff, because it's so CONTRADICTORY it's hilarious.
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The OT is totally plagiarized from those texts that were written 2000 years before.
Jesus wasn't born on December 25. That date is of pagan origin as the commentator revealed.
Woodznutz
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The bible is meant for those who believe it, not those who don't. That you don't believe it doesn't mean that others shouldn't.Don't change the massive inconsistencies, just tell people they're idiots for not "understanding it".....
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Right? Isn't that a good video?
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Well, gosh, that's like saying Dr Suess is meant for people who believe it.The bible is meant for those who believe it, not those who don't. That you don't believe it doesn't mean that others shouldn't.
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The OT is totally plagiarized from those texts that were written 2000 years before.
Those counterfeits just reveal previews of what was to come.
Feeding Crows
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We're all pagans!!!!!!
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What?!? What the heck did you watch?Those counterfeits just reveal previews of what was to come.
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I think most kids can recognize cartoonish fairy tales. Even belief in Santa Claus is gone by age 4. Belief in God persists into old age.Well, gosh, that's like saying Dr Suess is meant for people who believe it.
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A parade of previews to the real thing.What?!? What the heck did you watch?
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