Palin gets speeding ticket and gives funny excuse

[bodecea]

Big fat hairy deal. She's no longer relevant.

 

[NYcarbineer]

She should have just flashed her tits to get out of the ticket...

Maybe she spotted a moose up ahead.

 

[nodoginnafight]

So NOW she can see Daytona from her house?

 

[LordBrownTrout]

So NOW she can see Daytona from her house?

You would be referring to an alternative twist on tina feys announcement that palin could see russia.

 

[Misty]

She should have just flashed her tits to get out of the ticket...

At least she didn't say "Don't you know who I am?"

 

[Misty]

So NOW she can see Daytona from her house?

Lol Palin never actually said she could see Russia from her house. That is from a Saturday night parody but many think she actually said that cuz they are dumb.

 

[NLT]

Big fat hairy deal. She's no longer relevant.

Big fat hairy Dyke? why yes you are.

 

[nodoginnafight]

People used to make a joke out of drunk driving too ...

 

[Noomi]

TMZ: Palin Explains Speeding Ticket: 'I Wasn't Speeding, I Was Qualifying'

Well, maybe she was trying to qualify for something that didn't require cerebral effort?

She is completely brain dead.

 

[blackhawk]

First big deal. Second why is this in politics? Palin is not in office not running for any office shouldn't this be in the media or Palin Derangement Syndrome forum?

 

[AvgGuyIA]

TMZ: Palin Explains Speeding Ticket: 'I Wasn't Speeding, I Was Qualifying'

Well, maybe she was trying to qualify for something that didn't require cerebral effort?

Sarah, you make all liberal men seem like metrosexuals.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

why would she have to explain it?

you all elected a man to Congress who left a woman to drown in their car. Elected a man who got blowjobs from women as young as their daughter and didn't bat an eyelash

you really should think before you post dumb shit

Apparently, Bill has a "buxom" beauty who visits him as soon as Hillary heads out of town.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

TMZ: Palin Explains Speeding Ticket: 'I Wasn't Speeding, I Was Qualifying'

Well, maybe she was trying to qualify for something that didn't require cerebral effort?

It is a joke, which is why you don't get it.

By the way, the joke wasn't made to the cops, therefore it is not an excuse.

 

[Sarah G]

It was pretty funny. Wonder who fed it to her?

 

[blackhawk]

It was pretty funny. Wonder who fed it to her?

Maybe she got it off her teleprompter.

 

[Katzndogz]

3 pages on Sarah Palin ' s speeding ticket.

 

[Sarah G]

It was pretty funny. Wonder who fed it to her?

Maybe she got it off her teleprompter.

Maybe her ghost writer.

 

[kiwiman127]

It was pretty funny. Wonder who fed it to her?

Maybe she got it off her teleprompter.

Or off her hand!

 

[blackhawk]

It was pretty funny. Wonder who fed it to her?

Maybe she got it off her teleprompter.

Maybe her ghost writer.

Maybe she used Obama's ghost writer or Clinton's or the ghost writer for any other politician who has and I use the following loosely written a book.

 

[Sarah G]

Maybe she got it off her teleprompter.

Maybe her ghost writer.

Maybe she used Obama's ghost writer or Clinton's or the ghost writer for any other politician who has and I use the following loosely written a book.

Comparing Palin to any of those smart guys only makes you look dumb. Give it up.