Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[Jon]

What if God were one of us?

 

[goldcatt]

Do you want fries with that?

 

[Toro]

Why are men fasinated with boobies?

"I could never be a woman. I'd just stay at home and play with my breasts all day."

- Steve Martin, LA Story.

 

[xotoxi]

What if God were one of us?

He'd be just a slob.

 

[xotoxi]

Do you want fries with that?

ALWAYS.

 

[xotoxi]

Why are men fasinated with boobies?

"I could never be a woman. I'd just stay at home and play with my breasts all day."

- Steve Martin, LA Story.

With that statement, Steve Martin admits that he is a lazy liberal living off the gov't.

 

[Samson]

I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.

This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.

GO.

If you had to be eaten, by what animal would you prefer to be eaten?

 

[Sherry]

What is the meaning of life??

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Where did I leave my keys?

 

[xotoxi]

I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.

This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.

GO.

If you had to be eaten, by what animal would you prefer to be eaten?

Koala.

 

[xotoxi]

What is the meaning of life??

To eventually die.

 

[xotoxi]

Where did I leave my keys?

In your hat.

 

[xotoxi]

FOLKS:

Questions...answers.

No questions...no answers.

Simple as that.

 

[Samson]

I have a vast knowledge of many things. And where that knowledge ends, I am able to make shit up.

This is your opportunity to ask me questions and receive a bonafide xotoxi-style answer that only I can give.

GO.

If you had to be eaten, by what animal would you prefer to be eaten?

Koala.

Are you a fucking Eucalyptus Tree?

 

[Sherry]

What is the meaning of life??

To eventually die.

Are we allowed to argue with you??

 

[xotoxi]

If you had to be eaten, by what animal would you prefer to be eaten?

Koala.

Are you a fucking Eucalyptus Tree?

I am xotoxi.

Koalae snack on my flesh from time to time.

 

[xotoxi]

What is the meaning of life??

To eventually die.

Are we allowed to argue with you??

Yes. But you will be wrong.

Just warning you.

 

[Colin]

Where does poo come from?

 

[Sherry]

To eventually die.

Are we allowed to argue with you??

Yes. But you will be wrong.

Just warning you.

I'm just not satisfied with your answer. It's more a consequence than a meaning. Are you willing to try a little harder??

 

[xotoxi]

Where does poo come from?

From one's asshole.

It is placed there by God.