Rhinos rally around Trump and decide to support him.

[Votto]

Spineless Rhino's have united around Trump for the first time in their lives to support him after being convicted of various felonies in New York City. However, when congregated in mass in one place they somehow managed to cause a massive apocalyptic formation that appears to look like a giant marshmallow man that is now terrorizing New York City. "We should have seen this coming", said Mitch McConnell. "Even though they are spineless, there is enough fat and blubber there to put a gray whale to shame, if able to move on it's own it will threaten to crush anything in its path. So don't be fooled by the smile or the squishy cuddly feel of his white rubbery skin and run for your very lives!!."

President Joe Biden has declared a state of emergency and insurrection as he is urgently seeking to clone Judge Merchan as quickly as possible to seek legal action against the entire Rhino Republican party as quickly as possible.

No word yet on how many felonies will be charged for creating a massive marshmallow man or if some simply need to be made up on the fly overnight.