Don't you have a dead 8 year old to go look for in your family yet?
What's the matter? You think it won't ever happen to you and yours?
Think again.
It can (and does) happen to anyone, at anytime.
When it happens to someone you love and care about, I'll make sure to make a big game out of it on the internet. I'll have a blast at their expense--and they won't be able to defend themself (again). We'll see how much fun it is for you when we exchange roles.
I'm sure you will.
And you will feel warranted in doing so.
Which negates your faux-outrage of my actions.
So, in the end, what I wrote isn't that big of a deal, is it? (...since you will do the same.)