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[Two Thumbs]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmyIVby6NBY]VIDEO REQUEST: Wet Pussy - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Two Thumbs]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUwE_YFwpzE]Kiki Kaboom - The Pussy Cat Song - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Pogo]

Bo Carter Cigarette Blues

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc6QQ0teOxo"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc6QQ0teOxo[/ame]

 

[Impenitent]

Sweaty Teddy's "Cat Scratch Fever"

ted nugent cat scratch fever - YouTube

"Fat Stretch Diaper"

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they're not comin' for me
The gassy pains that blow out and spew
The diarrhea runs down my leg
All the way to my shoe

Go get me a fat stretch diaper
Fat stretch diaper

The first time that I got it
I was eighteen years old
I was too pussy to go to war
I mixed some Metamucil
With green apple strudel
I went to see the doctors
With a load inside my boxers
But now I get it some more

Go get me a fat stretch diaper
Fat Stretch Diaper

If It's somthin' dangerous
If i fear the pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin'
They say it's all in my head

Now I'm old and pimpin' for the NRA
After all my band quit and walked away
Those righties scream and clap
When I play, because they know I give a crap
I come arunnin' when they need me to play
I'll give 'em a big fat steamer
They know I'll do it for free

Go get me a fat stretch diaper
Fat Stretch Diaper

 

[eflatminor]

"Fat Stretch Diaper"

Humor that might appeal to a 13 year old...always a winner.

 

[Impenitent]

"Fat Stretch Diaper"

Humor that might appeal to a 13 year old...always a winner.

I humbly apologize to all board members for my superciliousness toward Ted. In the future, such insult will be directed toward the President, or toward fellow members, as is customary.

 

[Pogo]

"Fat Stretch Diaper"

Humor that might appeal to a 13 year old...always a winner.

I humbly apologize to all board members for my superciliousness toward Ted. In the future, such insult will be directed toward the President, or toward fellow members, as is customary.

Considering that the original song was designed to appeal to a 13-year-old, and that the rewrite is based on Nugent's own story, no such infraction should be inferred. Further, E ♭ m engages in bad form criticizing an entry on a music thread. He apparently thinks we're in politics.

Parody is always a worthy art, even if this is not a parody thread. The result may however be too sophisicated for the average 13-year-old. Some of us do get it however, so carry on.