See If You Can Identify...

[g5000]

See if you can identify...the people who are destroying the institution of marriage.

I did not want to derail the topic about the Oregon hillbillies who wouldn't bake a cake for a lesbian couple who were getting married, so I started this one.

Ready? It's quiz time!

Is it this couple?

 

[g5000]

How about this family? Newt Gingrich with his first wife and kids:

Newt cheated on his first wife with this woman, who he then made his second wife:

Well, once you get on an adultery roll, it is hard to stop. Newt cheated on his second wife with this hoot owl, and then made her his third wife:

 

[g5000]

Wait. I'm not done yet.

 

[BluesLegend]

That guy on the left is a trollop man cheating whore.

 

[rightwinger]

Wait. I'm not done yet.

Do Trump..Do TRUMP

 

[g5000]

How about this couple? The Clintons:

Slick Willy couldn't keep his zipper up, and god only knows how many times he cheated on his wife.

Here are some of them:

But Hillary stood by her man. She must be a strong believer in keeping the family together, no matter what!

 

[g5000]

Still not done.

 

[Iceweasel]

So no gays fuck around on their partners? If you need to use the best example of one thing to discredit the worst of another, you have failed.

 

[toomuchtime_]

See if you can identify...the people who are destroying the institution of marriage.

I did not want to derail the topic about the Oregon hillbillies who wouldn't bake a cake for a lesbian couple who were getting married, so I started this one.

Ready? It's quiz time!

Is it this couple?

Which one did you call Mommy?

 

[g5000]

Here is The Donald with his first wife:

Maybe there was a language barrier, I don't know. But Trump fooled around on her a lot. The 80s were his personal Vietnam, sex-wise.

So he made this mistress his second wife. I think the "Trump Family Values" thing on the cover is a real treat, don't you?

Trump's second wife was an American, but he went back on a big outsourcing kick again, and dumped her so he could marry this woman:

You gotta love immigrants. Doing the hard work Americans won't do. She's gotta let this obese monster 30 years her senior climb on top of her.

 

[g5000]

This is Kim Davis, with her fourth husband. Straight off the set of Hee Haw.

You remember Kim. She wouldn't let gays come between her and the Bible.

 

[g5000]

Here's Senator David Vitter with his wife, admitting he frequented hookers and dressed up in diapers. He was also known to call hookers during important floor votes.

 

[TheOldSchool]

So no gays fuck around on their partners? If you need to use the best example of one thing to discredit the worst of another, you have failed.

Is gay divorce still a sin?

 

[g5000]

The next time you are demanding Bible-compliant marriages, remember what Jesus said :

"I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery."

 

[tycho1572]

How about this couple? The Clintons:

Slick Willy couldn't keep his zipper up, and god only knows how many times he cheated on his wife.

Here are some of them:

But Hillary stood by her man. She must be a strong believer in keeping the family together, no matter what!

What about the underage girls he was banging with his rich friend? Let's not forget about them.

 

[toomuchtime_]

The next time you are demanding Bible-compliant marriages, remember what Jesus said :

"I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery."

In other words, if you divorce your wife in order to commit sexual immorality, it's cool but if it's for any other reason, it's adultery. Learn something new every day.

 

[toomuchtime_]

How about this couple? The Clintons:

Slick Willy couldn't keep his zipper up, and god only knows how many times he cheated on his wife.

Here are some of them:

But Hillary stood by her man. She must be a strong believer in keeping the family together, no matter what!

What about the underage girls he was banging with his rich friend? Let's not forget about them.

You're thinking of the porn movie you watched with your mother.

 

[g5000]

So no gays fuck around on their partners?

Of course some do. But that is not why you hypocrites oppose their marriages.

I know gays commit adultery. Here's a homosexual who cheated on his wife right here:

 

[g5000]

The next time you are demanding Bible-compliant marriages, remember what Jesus said :

"I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery."

In other words, if you divorce your wife in order to commit sexual immorality, it's cool but if it's for any other reason, it's adultery. Learn something new every day.

No, that verse means the only reason you can divorce your wife is if your wife committed adultery.

God was actually very inflexible about divorce. He didn't even want to make an exception for adultery, but Moses talked him into it.

 

[B. Kidd]

See if you can identify...the people who are destroying the institution of marriage.

I did not want to derail the topic about the Oregon hillbillies who wouldn't bake a cake for a lesbian couple who were getting married, so I started this one.

Ready? It's quiz time!

Is it this couple?

American Blacks are envious. They haven't had a male role model in their households for decades.